By obnum - 24/05/2013 12:26 - United States - New York
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The Crank
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
My big face
By Anonymous - 02/08/2023 03:00
It's PC gone mad
By Anonymous - 02/08/2011 00:59 - United States
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Cats and Cars
By Anonymous - 21/07/2014 22:49 - United States - Dublin
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Brat
By BagelShmear - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
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By birdbath - 08/11/2009 07:26 - United States
My babies would never do that!
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Dating is hell
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By rachelhope - 11/07/2014 17:07 - United States - Dundalk
rachelhope tells us more.
This explains that
By 1gullible_bugger - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Stuck
By Fackwork - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Council Bluffs
By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 17:10 - United States
Living his best life
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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States
Bunch of bankers
By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 19:49 - United States
By Anonymous - 19/07/2011 18:03 - United States
People like who?
By howembarrasing - 19/04/2009 20:49 - United States
Is this guy Hugh Hefner?
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Nice try
By Anonymous - 18/07/2011 20:21 - Netherlands
By Razi_tail - 25/06/2014 04:13 - United States - Nixa
Razi_tail tells us more.
I figured one of two things would happen: 1. He was in the same area we got separated or 2. He went back to the car. I chose to search the first option before getting a phone call that somebody found my dog. He has 3 ways to id him: dog park tag, name tag, and microchipped. It was the park tag that somebody had called on.
By Username - 15/07/2011 19:51 - United States
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To those telling me to leave while she was in the bathroom: you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how anxiety works. My mind was in a state of "The minute I exit my stall she is going to as well." While I knew this was unlikely, I still couldn't physically bring myself to leave. Additionally, I'd like to thank those of you who left positive comments. I'm trying to overcome this. :)