By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 15:42 - Australia - Burnside

Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML
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vikky538 28

well ...you wife definitely knows how to take revenge...

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Jojohn0 23

.... Could you high five your wife for me?

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vikky538 28

well ...you wife definitely knows how to take revenge...

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curlytop101 23

At least the new couple knows what they're in for...

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negb 30

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cryssycakesx3 22

sounds like she knows how to push his buttons...

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nocat6 11

Close doors buttons don't actually work. if they did they would become a hazard.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

#30- They work, they just don't immediately shut the doors; THAT would be a hazard. I assume that in OP's case, it worked, but the couple seconds it takes for the doors to close is eternity when there's a baby crying.

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cryssycakesx3 22

what? yeah, I'm sure they waste their money, time, effort, and what ever other resources they have, to use to just make useless, phony buttons just for the hell of it.... seriously....?

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Polynomial 28

Such as cross walk buttons in several major cities.

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Emelka_fml 20

Your wife has an interesting sense of humor :)

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Toolishing 22

She's an asshat. Having a crying baby in your arms and then having someone mess around with you is not a good mixture.

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more4me 27

An asshat ? Maybe she just needed a little break from the crying? Personally I think she's kinda cool. The baby was unharmed. OP was unharmed. The wedding reception was unharmed. It was just a harmless prank!

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Jojohn0 23

.... Could you high five your wife for me?

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foxwasalamb 24

lol this sounds like me and my boyfriend

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Liamj774 36

Should have went to the reception and pretend like you are supposed to be there

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sexpectations 15

That's a brilliant prank, it's nice to see couples who still joke with each other You'll be awesome parents :')

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99treee 7

Are you a boy or a girl no offense

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cryssycakesx3 22

Are you mentally challenged or just stupid no offense she has a pink square and boobs... context clues bros.

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tzemmy 25

that's when you yell "don't do it! I'm warning you this will happen!" and hold up the baby

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