By lifeguardlechery - 14/09/2010 04:15 - United States
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By forrealiluvmyslf - 13/04/2009 15:58 - United States
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The date lasted 4 hours and he took me home with the intention of going home. Not fat, not ugly...His friend ended up inviting him out. I approached him at the club to say hi and kept it moving because I was with friends. I danced with a few other people, including him. He called the next day. I actually made a joke about how funny it would be if I saw him to a friend before we went out. Wasn't down about it, just thought the irony was FML-worthy --- Some of yall are cruel! lol
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By fiercehawk - 24/04/2013 06:23 - United States - Scottsburg
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Thanks to everyone who shared their personal experiences, offered their support or sympathy, or made me laugh.
By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 23:15 - United States
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By Bob - 11/04/2009 00:37 - United States
Let it all out
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STOP!
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Private freakout
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The deal
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It's not for everyone
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Boundaries
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Time to GTFO
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By sodaxpopxhiccups - 03/04/2009 09:07 - United States
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I can't help how I react when I see a spider. It's just an instant thing. I was bitten when I was little and broke out in a serious rash, so I freak out every time I see one now. Actually, I never really scream about anything, which is why my husband was in such a hurry to see what was wrong with me. And yes, he did just barrel in. We have a small bathroom, so the second he was in the door, he ran right into me and flung me into the tub. Looking back on it, even though it was just this morning, is really, very hysterical, and I'm still laughing about it. My nose hurts like you wouldn't believe, but it's still one of the funniest stories we have. #35 Your comment made me laugh so hard that my stomach and head hurts now. ;D Thank you for that brilliant response. :]
Teenage riot
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This is going to be fun
By Tony - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:09 - United States
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To be fair, I did scream "OMG NO! GTF OFFAME!" at the time. It's just that there was no one around but him and me to hear it (it was really early). After that point in time he switched to verbal sexual harassment. =_=