Nepotism rules

By SHIIIIITTTT - 10/08/2012 23:16 - United States - Houston

Today, my new boss, the CEO's son, finally showed up for work, three days late and right after lunch break. His first order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone for not having a diet latte waiting for him on his desk. God help us all. FML
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one_unlucky_guy 9

Sounds like the typical movie-like spoiled rich kid.

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skigirl98 9

He's obviously a different person before he has his coffee.

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one_unlucky_guy 9

Sounds like the typical movie-like spoiled rich kid.

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xlord 27

and if movies are anything to learn from.....soon you'll have his job and get the girl.

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EduJav321 24

Horrible bosses is a good way to learn how to deal with said individuals... And is funny as hell

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p3mguin 7

My boss got a new lambo a couple days ago and the boss's son(who is one of the managers - of course - ) complained about the lambo not being "his" favorite color. Even though it's not his...

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Aniki_Sohma 20

My advice would be to get him to jump out a window. Remind him of his small penis, tell him how he never got laid in college, and if worst comes to worst, push him out the goddam window.

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Rowdey 10

36 - So OP should belittle him repeatedly up until he murders his boss? How could that go wrong?

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bjf10 22

Whatever movie this is should turn into a boxing movie. That or a slapstick buddy comedy.

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GodPart2 20

Sounds like it's time for laxatives in his latte :-)

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downtime 12

If you ever see anyone bring in a latte for him...go in and drink it yourself. It will make listening to his bitching seem like a sweet reward. Make sure you **** with him by rearranging all his things, taking and replacing various objects on his desk and suck up so he never suspects you for a second. The moments of self satisfaction would make the job more bearable.

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ToxicTyrael 26

#70 Sounds like it's time for strychnine in his latte...

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stary1722 6

How dare you! Not getting him his diet latte....smh (sarcasm) I wish you lots of luck....

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onlychildFTW 33

Poor OP. and there's nothing he can do. This is funny in the movies but surprising and disappointing it happens in real life

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patrickalamo 47

Latte with laxative just what he ordered.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

WTF IS A DIET LATTE?!?! I hope he gets slapped by a cyclist just for asking for one of those.

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BlindyMcGee 2

I wouldn't want to work at a place where that behavior is not punished.

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the_anti_hipster 7

It's the CEO's son. OP can't do shit if the CEO won't hear it...either way his life is going to be miserable. Start tuning up that resumé OP!

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laurenlovesjb 20

Well, I would work anyplace that gave me a job. Frankly, in this economy, you have to take what you can get if you want to have an income that isn't unemployment.

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skigirl98 9

He's obviously a different person before he has his coffee.

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Sliver1991 26

He probably didn't have his coffee for... Three days?

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Darkmagic666 9

Your comment made me laugh and as I'm at my parents house they looked at me weird.....this happens a lot to me

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kimg0885 23

This guy must have not seen to many hidden camera shows. This dude is just asking for someone to piss in his latte!

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awebb21 7

Give him a regular latte, see how he reacts when he finds out its not diet.Revenge:)

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compasseagle89 8

that's your idea of revenge? terrifying. not to mention that someone who reacts the way this guy does would easily consider this a fireable offense.

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PhishloverA 14

#10, people would get fired then

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fucMyLifeSoHard 18

#16 They might get fired, but you can slap a lawsuit on the company. We'll see how the CEO's son's testimony holds up in court. " But Your Honor, It wasn't a diet latte, so I fired him." Let's see how that works out .

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