Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
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Today, after a week of rejoicing that my petty, passive-aggressive, bullying neighbours were moving away, I came home to find the "to let" board had been outside the wrong house the whole time. It's actually the people I really like who are moving away. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML
Today, I went to pick up my dog from a friend's place since she agreed to watch him while I went out of state for Spring Break. I arrived at her apartment. She’s gone and the apartment was vacated. She won’t answer her phone or texts, and vanished from all social media. I’m still making payments on the dog. FML
Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML
Today, I walked into my house after my nightshift as a nurse and my corgi had the house turned upside down, with things everywhere. I have people coming to look at the house in 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML
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BoredomKillsinc 0
poor dog
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
how is this bad? they scored a free dog! you can teach it to kill and steal from the elderly
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Comments (158)
juilly_fml 3
lol that sucks!
mamamiaaa_fml 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
well. you could always eat it. make a dog hot dog perhaps.
madmadd 0
^win
ClickMyPicture 0
#7 you sick **** :(
kruzito 0
you should track them down just for fun and leave the dog in the back yard with a note on the dog saying " i missed you"
ILOLatmockdaweek 0
why are you saying lol. I don't think it's that funny. some person dumped their dog on their neighbour cos they probably couldn't be bothered with it. where is the joke?!
mz_booty 0
#7 why don't we cook you up like a hotdog!! beeatch
laurabelle 0
was the dog vicious?
morgann4826 0
It's not like 7 was serious. She was making a joke. OP are you positive they moved? they might just not be home yet.
babyyappld 7
I'm just wondering how op didn't notice her neighbor moving out...
AceArctic 4
her neighbors are ninjas.
ThatLooksSticky 16
#75 makes me miss my dog. :(
thtsuxs 0
moving isn't a simple and unnoticeable thing it takes atleast 2-3 days to the stuff out it house....ydi for not noticing the moving truck
catatonicsleep 17
2-3 days? it took us 7 hours... We got out cat because our neighbors moved and left her, she skulked around our garden a few days and we fed her then one day she walked in through the dining room window and never left :D
persianjr1 7
How the hell does your neighbors move and you dont know? perhaps the big moving truck would be a clue? im just sayin.
persianjr1 7
Exactly # 64
jewban 3
what horrible pet owners
mamamiaaa_fml 12
it was both serious and a joke depending on what country you're in/from. Eww.
minauto 15
it doesn't necessarily have to be that difficult. my old neighbor did this when they ran out of money for rent. given they knew they were leaving well in advance, they could've gotten rid of/moved the couch and other large furniture weeks before their "trip" without anyone being suspicious and as for the rest of their stuff, they could take it to the car little by little each time they went to the grocery store/bank/work if their new place is within reasonable driving distance. it's unlikely that they did this, but its possible!
ClickMyPicture 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Lol, sell it :)
MarieBreann 0
yeah they should:D
starile 20
Or.... MERRY CHRISTMAS! New dog!
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Southern Gurls Rock Y'all!
rapeter 0
hey dude I noticed ur from Vancouver and the same age as my cousin who lives tere too. do u by any chance know a Maas pagarigan?
BoredomKillsinc 0
poor dog
Alleged_Cranium 7
let the dog into there house to do his business.
miraggg 1
seriously though how can you not notice your neighbours move out? wouldnt there be a for sale sign on their house or trucks to move their stuff?
purpleamandapand 6
yeah I can't see that happening without noticing some kind of for sale sign... unless it was some kind of town house that you're just renting
thrAsHeRr9081 16
my old neighbors just up and left one day, leaving behind a lot of furniture and their dog. it happens.
Mehness 0
72 - Were those neighbors of yours black and wearing sweat shirts and pants? Because I have a feeling those weren't exactly your neighbors...
DocBastard 40
I'm sorry Mehness, but what exactly are you implying? I may be reading too much into this, but I certainly don't like your implications.
purpleamandapand 6
72: that's really horrible that someone would do that . I hope the dog was okay
_HeadShot_ 0
80 - ur comment got modded. just to giv u a heads up
dragonaair 5
poor dog!
Naitras 15
keep it...dogs are man's best friend after all
ageofkyle 0
hell yeah
rottentomatoes 7
heh.. thats odd :l
AaronSeal 0
I know this is VERY odd.. But i have the feeling that you are the Younger, Shorter Haired, Glasses Wearing version of ME!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
how is this bad? they scored a free dog! you can teach it to kill and steal from the elderly
xxxDeathBat7xxx 0
Exactly!
Ismellwin 0
Isn't that why people have kids?
TurnOffs 0
Your Awsome. :) I love your comments,HaaHaa. <33
CakeSlicer 0
Haha, you should just raise the dog.
grandpaearthling 2
at least the dig has a better home.
kruzito 0
I wonder what kind of "dig" it is?
mazzera_fml 7
i dig it.
VeeVengeance 0
I bet the dig dogs a lot in the yard.
timskiii 0
aha... dig dogs. i see what you did there.
kruzito 0
#46, that's the most disgusting costume i've seen
maybaybe 0
I don't see how this is an FML, just sell the dog or give it away. Its not that bad
towboatdude 0
If this is your pic? could your family leave you with me? And move away just like that family did? All jokes aside though. You are one smoking hottie!!!!
TheWhiteDemon 0
i dont think hot girls date nipple piercings
chocchipcookies 0
I don't think that's you...
TheWhiteDemon 0
it must be, it says so on her profile O.o. or shes an 80 year old male pedophile
Dont_Explain 3
Holy shit, someone on the internet said something about themselves. Behold, this must truth!
NOWAYJOSE 14
Well just because the neighbor's an irresponsible dick doesn't mean OP is like that too.
misfitmarta13 0
what the **** is on your nip piercing kid?
Muffinzz11 7
I think it's a tatoo of a crab hanging from his nipple o_O