Today, I had to pull guard duty. I had to guard the latrine because somebody likes to stuff whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet to clog it. Only six more months in Iraq. FML
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Sadielovesyou
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who is stupid enough to clog the toilet! what an idiot!
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mamamiaaa_fml
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I think the military is doing what they are ordered to do. It's important that people are able to understand this. I don't agree with the war over there especially the justification used, but I have a lot of respect for someone (whatever the reason: to serve country, tuition money, just a job, etc) who has enough courage to go out there leaving friends, family, and all the comforts of home to go and fight, or perform whatever service in harms way. It takes a lot and it's not the soldiers' fault we are there it's the politicians so blame them JS.
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seantron1
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first
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ImaginaryFoe
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I would imagine there are so many worse duties you could have in Iraq. Be glad you're guarding the latrine and not cleaning it.
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KiddNYC1O
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Besides, Op has bigger things he should worry about. Shit, I'd watch out for IEDs and SBs.
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iTaylor
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you win this time, Bin Laden ...
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kofinater
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Guarding the latrine is the number one reason I'm not joiningg the army next year when I'm 18
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Sadielovesyou
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who is stupid enough to clog the toilet! what an idiot!
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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you guys have grenades, c4 and countless other explosives yet you choose to clog a toilet with toilet paper? the least you could do is use a recovered ied or something
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CitrusGirl
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Every heart beats true for the red white and blue! :P
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stfuscrub420
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16 your retrded
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KiddNYC1O
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#16- You're/You are retarded.* LOL
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labratory5
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hey 64 In soviet Russia .... nvm dick head
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I_iz_B_a_troll
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Op, I'm sure it sucks, but at least you'll probably come out of the bathroom with your life!
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mamamiaaa_fml
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Those terrorists. Getting more creative I see. Well I think the next step for us is to stop taking dumps. Just hold it in or throw it up or else we let them win.
On a slightly serious note, although I don't agree with war, I would like to thank you (OP) for your service and hope you have a safe return!
On a slightly serious note, although I don't agree with war, I would like to thank you (OP) for your service and hope you have a safe return!
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MizzErikaHart
| 8
no more shitting, or the terrorists win
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labiscuit
| 15
Wow.
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labiscuit
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Wow @ scrub I meant. Is he serious...?
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rickilynn
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162 .. what was 64s comment?
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x_Cupcakes
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That's funny! Lol. (:
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CitizenSnipz
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No, it's not. TEH TERRORISTS ARE GETTING TACTICAL! They're striking with our pants down.
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Siji
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Lol XD
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Alexweber929
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Thanks for serving
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AgeOfAquariusss
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Uh, keep holding strong? :D
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DaveEPIC
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Oh shit...
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Bear_Flu
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I see what you did there...
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boyguydudemalema
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freaking taco
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weasel690
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Taco I had that tonight
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stealthkitten
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lol. That's sad, so this is what you get for joining the military. FYL indeed.
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abc1231
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well atleast somebody has the balls enough to save the united states right.. you shouldn't say that..
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cooldukenukem
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save the united states? he said he was in Iraq. and preventing clogged toilets. how's that going to save the U.S.?
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anorexicbarbie
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6 Eat shit, you don't know what you're talking about. Idiot.
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crowbar87
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96 the military isn't there to save the us. they are there to save the oil
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mamamiaaa_fml
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I think the military is doing what they are ordered to do. It's important that people are able to understand this. I don't agree with the war over there especially the justification used, but I have a lot of respect for someone (whatever the reason: to serve country, tuition money, just a job, etc) who has enough courage to go out there leaving friends, family, and all the comforts of home to go and fight, or perform whatever service in harms way. It takes a lot and it's not the soldiers' fault we are there it's the politicians so blame them JS.
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CitrusGirl
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Although I respect the military, we never had a legitamite reason to be in Iraq. We should leave that entire region and kick ass in North Korea.
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JacksonCampbell
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If I was God, I'd throw poo at you right now.
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NJXD
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which is going to become a necessity for you thick yanks once you rape the world of it's resources
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foREVerA7X
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Have you not learned from the Korean and Vietnam Conflicts nor the Iraq war? Fighting N.Korea(by avoiding massive innocent Korean casualties) will result In a loss towards the US. Not to mention the US would harm it's relations with China and Russia. The US cannot just keep shoving democracy on others. Its time the US sat back and stood out of it and let S.Korea, China, Japan and Russia handle the problem.
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CitrusGirl
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141- China has said that it does not support N. Korea. They know if they do that it will cause them huge economic losses because most of western civilization will stop trading with them. Yeah, we do have to do something about Korea. They signed a treaty saying they wouldn't make nukes, but they still did. The UN has done nothing to punish them for it.
Also, I don't know if you watch the news but the conflict between the Koreas could be starting again soon. This isn't about democracy and shoving it down peoples throats. This is about world saftey.
Also, I don't know if you watch the news but the conflict between the Koreas could be starting again soon. This isn't about democracy and shoving it down peoples throats. This is about world saftey.
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MLuckyCapoeirist
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Actually some wikileaks report stated that China is okay with the unification of S.Korea and N.Korea. Also Russia is not supporting N.Korea right now (at least that's what they said on the news)
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fearfulsymmetry
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I agree with #105 and #141. Kudos to you both. And 127, it stopped being patriotism a long time ago. Look up jingoism. That describes the United States perfectly.
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Rehn
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all civilians think they know what's going on. truth is u don't. the media tells u and u believe. the military is just a job that ppl signed up for bc someones got to do it. the only difference is that being in the military gives u benefits and also takes alot away.
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llppjhddt
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we tried kicking ass in nk, thousands of americans died. and if n.k got atracked the first thing they would do is throw a bomb at south korea
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InfiltratedMind
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my dad just got back from his second tour in Iraq. he says the people there during his first tour were very grateful to the soldiers for what they did(especially during the elections) so unless your a vet Idc about your opinion on the war.
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MauriceWinifred
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yay for 109'
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Sexywifey91
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Majority of the people stating their opinion on the north Korea situation don't even know what's going on! really stop believing the news you are idiots if you do... nothing is even going on in Korea all they are doing is sending American families home and just marking it as a red zone like it was before but again the news would say and over dramatize on what is going on. op thanks for your service my husband and I are in japan right now on deployment as well.
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dodo116
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Neither do you
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paintballwarrior
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I want to join the military to serve my country
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illerThanTheirs
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damn terrorist.
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bh0p
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Damn Insurgeons
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BDTM
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#7 lmao nice
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ZleveL
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99 I believe it's "insurgents"
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Miss_Represented
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The terrorists strike back by clogging toilets... It's either
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Miss_Represented
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... totally genius, or the worst set of battle plans ever
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btnhdude
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maybe the they're hinting at something, like,
they don't give a shit?
:O
they don't give a shit?
:O
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firemanrob
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haha atleast someone has a sense of humor
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Antoine_Dodson
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Japan already has toilet problems too, with there giant yodeling faces and whatnot.
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smokeymcpottt
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And their hatred for those dolphins!
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kriptonite_fml
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hahHa ray William Johnson reference
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poolofblood
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hahahaha
ray Is the MAN
ray Is the MAN
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mamamiaaa_fml
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Well. I think that Japan needs to be told to hide ya kids hide ya wife and hide ya husband cuz they cloggin errrybodys toilet out here. Go N tell THAT. Homeboy.
Was that annoying? Good.
Was that annoying? Good.
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lalagirl912
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17 made me think of a southpark episode...
>.>
>.>
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darkerkiller89
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ray william johnson FTW
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pdp_fml
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That's terrible!
I hope that someone catches that person.
I hope that someone catches that person.