By NotRussian - 03/10/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I had a blind date with a really cute guy. Just when I was about to invite him back to my place for a nightcap, he took out a catalog of Russian mail-order brides and asked for my help in picking out the best one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 943
You deserved it 3 430

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Aww you to are already making decisions together! Haha don't fall too much in love you crazy kids it's only the first date.

Maybe this was his way of escaping a bad date which was about to get worse?

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Aww you to are already making decisions together! Haha don't fall too much in love you crazy kids it's only the first date.

She must have been boring as hell for him to pull out an excuse like that.

"i don't understand the handwriting." "they're Russian." "i don't care how fast they were going!"

Maybe this was his way of escaping a bad date which was about to get worse?

I'm using that next time I have a bad date lol

WTF? Time to leave ...

WTF? Why would she leave her place?

WTF? Those magazines actually exist!

Yeah why would she do that. I was talking about leaving that guy. You're a moron.

Well did you help him?

haha probably yeah just to act as if she didn't care.

I would of just picked the ugliest one!

44 nice pict. Straight off google images? Thats where my friend got that pict too

Hey, he's just looking for a good third in bed. Cut a guy some slack!

That's always a sign the date went well

look at OP's username lol

They have those? I have no idea how to get one.

"Ooo the one with the flamethrower looks nice!"

In russia, these jokes are new!