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By NotRussian - 03/10/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I had a blind date with a really cute guy. Just when I was about to invite him back to my place for a nightcap, he took out a catalog of Russian mail-order brides and asked for my help in picking out the best one. FML

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By No date for me - 29/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML

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You deserved it 122

Next!

By ElodieUNU - 12/07/2013 19:33 - France

Today, I went on a blind date. The guy greeted me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back. By dessert, he'd asked me if my boobs are real, then when we finished, asked how many more dates it'd take before I put out. So much for that. FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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Reverse Uno card

By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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Is this catfishing?

By Anonymous - 01/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML

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You deserved it 206

Don't be that guy

By Anonymous - 19/04/2022 03:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was set up on my first blind date since my divorce. My expectations were low, but when she showed up, she was a smoking hot. She was way out of my league, she was delightful and kind throughout the date, but my low confidence shined through. That night she acquired an expensive dinner and a stalker. Me. FML

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You deserved it 1 448

Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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You deserved it 2 156

By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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Buttsexpirate 9

Monday 3 October 2011 12:01

Aww you to are already making decisions together! Haha don't fall too much in love you crazy kids it's only the first date.

abceasyas123abc 12

Monday 3 October 2011 12:04

Maybe this was his way of escaping a bad date which was about to get worse?

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Buttsexpirate 9

Monday 3 October 2011 12:01

Aww you to are already making decisions together! Haha don't fall too much in love you crazy kids it's only the first date.

gntfmlingnow 12

Monday 3 October 2011 12:26

She must have been boring as hell for him to pull out an excuse like that.

LiveLaughFML 10

Monday 3 October 2011 13:19

"i don't understand the handwriting." "they're Russian." "i don't care how fast they were going!"

abceasyas123abc 12

Monday 3 October 2011 12:04

Maybe this was his way of escaping a bad date which was about to get worse?

actingbro 3

Tuesday 4 October 2011 4:35

I'm using that next time I have a bad date lol

ChrisTheCalm 9

Monday 3 October 2011 12:04

WTF? Time to leave ...

NomOnShroomz 14

Monday 3 October 2011 14:32

WTF? Why would she leave her place?

max_wilder 9

Tuesday 4 October 2011 4:20

WTF? Those magazines actually exist!

ChrisTheCalm 9

Tuesday 4 October 2011 13:31

Yeah why would she do that. I was talking about leaving that guy. You're a moron.

Celesta 11

Monday 3 October 2011 12:06

Well did you help him?

Abdul888 16

Monday 3 October 2011 14:58

haha probably yeah just to act as if she didn't care.

sexylol_fml 4

Tuesday 4 October 2011 5:00

I would of just picked the ugliest one!

melikesfml 11

Tuesday 1 May 2012 22:01

44 nice pict. Straight off google images? Thats where my friend got that pict too

Fekenator 0

Monday 3 October 2011 12:06

Hey, he's just looking for a good third in bed. Cut a guy some slack!

mishkaroni 15

Monday 3 October 2011 12:06

That's always a sign the date went well

indistructo 3

Monday 3 October 2011 12:10

look at OP's username lol

nonelikeworms 0

Monday 3 October 2011 12:10

They have those? I have no idea how to get one.

saIty 17

Monday 3 October 2011 12:12

"Ooo the one with the flamethrower looks nice!"

btnhdude 0

Monday 3 October 2011 12:13

In russia, these jokes are new!

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