By NotRussian - 03/10/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I had a blind date with a really cute guy. Just when I was about to invite him back to my place for a nightcap, he took out a catalog of Russian mail-order brides and asked for my help in picking out the best one. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9
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Aww you to are already making decisions together! Haha don't fall too much in love you crazy kids it's only the first date.

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abceasyas123abc 12
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Maybe this was his way of escaping a bad date which was about to get worse?

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Buttsexpirate 9
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Aww you to are already making decisions together! Haha don't fall too much in love you crazy kids it's only the first date.

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gntfmlingnow 12
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She must have been boring as hell for him to pull out an excuse like that.

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LiveLaughFML 10
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"i don't understand the handwriting." "they're Russian." "i don't care how fast they were going!"

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abceasyas123abc 12
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Maybe this was his way of escaping a bad date which was about to get worse?

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actingbro 3
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I'm using that next time I have a bad date lol

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ChrisTheCalm 9
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WTF? Time to leave ...

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NomOnShroomz 14
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WTF? Why would she leave her place?

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max_wilder 9
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WTF? Those magazines actually exist!

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ChrisTheCalm 9
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Yeah why would she do that. I was talking about leaving that guy. You're a moron.

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Celesta 11
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Well did you help him?

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Abdul888 16
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haha probably yeah just to act as if she didn't care.

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sexylol_fml 4
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I would of just picked the ugliest one!

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melikesfml 11
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44 nice pict. Straight off google images? Thats where my friend got that pict too

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Fekenator 0
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Hey, he's just looking for a good third in bed. Cut a guy some slack!

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mishkaroni 15
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That's always a sign the date went well

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indistructo 3
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look at OP's username lol

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nonelikeworms 0
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They have those? I have no idea how to get one.

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saIty 17
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"Ooo the one with the flamethrower looks nice!"

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btnhdude 0
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In russia, these jokes are new!

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