By NotRussian - United States
Today, I had a blind date with a really cute guy. Just when I was about to invite him back to my place for a nightcap, he took out a catalog of Russian mail-order brides and asked for my help in picking out the best one. FML
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Well you see, think of Russia as a sort of groupon. You can get a wife that is way out of your league than if she were born in America. So at least he paid full price for your date.