Miscellaneous: Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning...

By beachbirdbait - 09/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML

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By targe - 19/10/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML

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By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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Invaded

By somanybirds - 25/04/2017 08:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, while using a doorless restroom at the beach, a pack of seagulls rushed into my stall, followed by a group of kids chasing them. I guess the noise from tearing open a pad sounded enough like a bag of chips for them to think there was food. FML

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By zzfreakshow - 15/10/2013 00:16 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I fell asleep while at the beach with friends. Someone thought it would be funny to put chunks of bread on and around my junk. Seagulls have sharp beaks. FML

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By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

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Alexa, play "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls

By John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2011 19:12 - United States

Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML

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You deserved it 6 331

By FeedTheBirds - 06/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML

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By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

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By toto13660 - 29/06/2016 20:10

Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML

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BlueJuly 3

Thursday 9 February 2017 18:13

Hey, you gotta stay positive: Now returning to your workload of midterms sounds much better and you wont miss being at the beach.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 9 February 2017 18:25

Did you run so far away?

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BlueJuly 3

Thursday 9 February 2017 18:13

Hey, you gotta stay positive: Now returning to your workload of midterms sounds much better and you wont miss being at the beach.

Enslaved 36

Thursday 9 February 2017 18:25

Did you run so far away?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 February 2017 21:33

Damn you, you beat me to it! For a long time, I thought the song was about a country and its distant location. Iran...so far way.

irishmaddog 0

Sunday 5 March 2017 1:20

could you say it was enough to be a flock of seagulls?

species4872 19

Thursday 9 February 2017 19:12

Well that cracked me up.

Soninuva 41

Thursday 9 February 2017 19:13

Life can be quite a beach.

species4872 19

Thursday 9 February 2017 19:23

Wombat, Eats, Roots, Shoots and Leaves.

Bonngoo 34

Thursday 9 February 2017 19:42

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Jatok 17

Thursday 9 February 2017 20:31

Just close the app and re-open (swipe up on iPhone, idk what everyone is using). Once you re-open there won't be an ad.

itsalie 19

Thursday 9 February 2017 21:07

Hit the top right of the screen, it's a hidden close button

Soninuva 41

Friday 10 February 2017 3:38

Years ago I paid 99¢ to remove all ads. I haven't seen any of them. Under settings, the option to purchase ad-removal (or restore it if previously purchased) is still there.

stargate9591 2

Friday 10 February 2017 7:10

The best way I've found to deal with the ads is to tell them to **** off by force closing the app the moment they start playing and then re opening it. That worked for me but I eventually paid a dollar to remove the ads. It's only a buck to avoid all that hassle.

ThePaperDragon 31

Friday 10 February 2017 8:16

I totally forgot ads existed on here! It has been years since I spent a dollar to remove ads on here. That dollar definitely seems well-spent when the amount of time I spend on here, along with the amount of time I have been free from ads is considered. That is just my two cents (or rather 99 cents) on the matter.