By beachbirdbait - 09/02/2017 12:00 - United States - Savannah

Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML
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Hey, you gotta stay positive: Now returning to your workload of midterms sounds much better and you wont miss being at the beach.

Did you run so far away?

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Hey, you gotta stay positive: Now returning to your workload of midterms sounds much better and you wont miss being at the beach.

Did you run so far away?

Damn you, you beat me to it! For a long time, I thought the song was about a country and its distant location. Iran...so far way.

could you say it was enough to be a flock of seagulls?

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Well that cracked me up.

Life can be quite a beach.

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Wombat, Eats, Roots, Shoots and Leaves.

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Show it anyway

Just close the app and re-open (swipe up on iPhone, idk what everyone is using). Once you re-open there won't be an ad.

Hit the top right of the screen, it's a hidden close button

Years ago I paid 99¢ to remove all ads. I haven't seen any of them. Under settings, the option to purchase ad-removal (or restore it if previously purchased) is still there.

The best way I've found to deal with the ads is to tell them to fuck off by force closing the app the moment they start playing and then re opening it. That worked for me but I eventually paid a dollar to remove the ads. It's only a buck to avoid all that hassle.

I totally forgot ads existed on here! It has been years since I spent a dollar to remove ads on here. That dollar definitely seems well-spent when the amount of time I spend on here, along with the amount of time I have been free from ads is considered. That is just my two cents (or rather 99 cents) on the matter.

Give that kid a cookie !

Tybee Island massacre. The gulls

Thanks for the idea. Using it on all my enemies now.