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To me it seems like you deserve it. How about him telling you he loves you first, then after awhile give him a *******?
Just give the man his damn *******! he said he loved you what more do you want a ******* wedding ring?
18.
Maybe he was using sarcasm
This one literally made me lol. My bf calls down, " I love you honey!" when he wants me to go warm up his car. Hasn't worked yet.
yes because 18 comes on fml to look for girls your such a dumb ass
or did he want a ******* there?
play monopoly more and life's good
Get ******** more often and life is better.
Get all that without telling her I love you and you've hit the jackpot.
this isn't really an FML. you did something nice for him, he said he loves you. it could be serious.
i always wonder what could possibly be moderated when it is possible to talk about swearing and sex and ******** on here...
Sweetheart, men are pigs. I am one, so I speak from experience. Tell your boyfriend what you posted here. Watch him squirm for a while, then if he's still around. Drop it and see if he changes. We men learn the hard way, but we learn.
Get out of here traitor.
Brainwashed by women.
Self-proclaimed pigs are the ones really trying to get at something.
"men are pigs" No. pigs are pigs men are men.
34 I have actually known some dudes who say "sweetheart" they are usually older creepy men talking to a young woman or little girl. It's also kinda a southern thing. Either way it creeps me out. My wife hates it.
oh and Dave is totally a chick pretending to be a guy.
Who are you to say that, Dopey? What unavoidable blight makes me a pig?
Just out of curiosity.. why is it so hard for guys to say those words? I've been with the same guy for a couple years so the fact that he says it frequently doesn't surprise me.
38: No. Pigs are men. So men come from pigs. They must be pigs. Orwell, anyone?
no you don't because you're single
^win ^
sadly i. hve ... nd it's extremely awkward lol
that was to 34
your profile says single, ********
I know I'm like 2 years too late but I wanted to reply to #45. I think it depends on how the man says it. If it's a creepy, shady guy who's obviously being weird, yes older men calling women sweetheart is gross. But my grandpa calls women sweetheart, he's only 58, and he's not creepy about it; it's said in a light-hearted, funny way. He's also southern, so that may have to do with it. :P
you probably only tell him you love him when you want money for that new dress you had your eye on.
he could really love you.... or want a *******
so what. he is not right for you just leave y r u so gullible
Sorry, but I need to translate this into standard English: "So what? He is not right for you. Just leave. Why are you so gullible?" Why would you spell out "gullible" but not "why?" Why????
do Asian girls even give bj's? where I'm from, they are not allowed to breathe with out permission. But then again I did meet her from the back of the truck, where a guy was selling them for £150.
Yes, yes, yes. Do it more. Every day.
tells you something about him doesn't it?
he sounds great to spend so much time with you playing games and getting bjs and all. I am sure you like it.
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To me it seems like you deserve it. How about him telling you he loves you first, then after awhile give him a *******?
You're a man and you talk like that? Not all men are pigs. I tell my GF that I love her whenever we part ways because I never know if I'm gonna see her again. If something happens, I don't want the last thing I said to be "great ******* babe ;)"