Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
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YouCantBreakMe
| 9
To me it seems like you deserve it. How about him telling you he loves you first, then after awhile give him a blowjob?
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DaveOnDope
| 4
Sweetheart, men are pigs. I am one, so I speak from experience. Tell your boyfriend what you posted here. Watch him squirm for a while, then if he's still around. Drop it and see if he changes. We men learn the hard way, but we learn.
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YouCantBreakMe
| 9
To me it seems like you deserve it. How about him telling you he loves you first, then after awhile give him a blowjob?
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
Just give the man his damn blowjob! he said he loved you what more do you want a fucking wedding ring?
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BethiiGeex
| 0
18.
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xkiss
| 0
why would she want to marry a guy like that? maybe she just wants a little respect?
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notaveragejojo
| 0
Maybe he was using sarcasm
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skittle68
| 0
This one literally made me lol. My bf calls down, " I love you honey!" when he wants me to go warm up his car. Hasn't worked yet.
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Devin91
| 20
18 yur an ass , yu will never get a girl acting like tht .
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etanman
| 5
yes because 18 comes on fml to look for girls your such a dumb ass
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thevaporizer
| 0
or did he want a blowjob there?
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mdkarwandy
| 0
play monopoly more and life's good
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iliketurdles
| 7
Get blowjobs more often and life is better.
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cwhitney11
| 4
Get sex more and his life is perfect
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iamironman97
| 0
wow these comments were full of win.
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KingDingALing
| 9
Get sandwichs more and life is a dream come true.
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WhatTheFuq
| 0
Get all that without telling her I love you and you've hit the jackpot.
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cwhitney11
| 4
this thread wins
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irelandguy
| 0
this isn't really an FML. you did something nice for him, he said he loves you. it could be serious.
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Bees_fml
| 0
The OP said her bf made the move that helped him win.
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apcfan009
| 0
i always wonder what could possibly be moderated when it is possible to talk about swearing and sex and blowjobs on here...
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DaveOnDope
| 4
Sweetheart, men are pigs. I am one, so I speak from experience. Tell your boyfriend what you posted here. Watch him squirm for a while, then if he's still around. Drop it and see if he changes. We men learn the hard way, but we learn.
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Summera
| 2
Get out of here traitor.
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Freeze_fml
| 16
Brainwashed by women.
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docscientist
| 9
Self-proclaimed pigs are the ones really trying to get at something.
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DaveOnDope
| 4
But get at what?
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Draminicaus
| 0
No no....The only thing you're gonna change by doing that is to get him to say the words "I love you" more than usual, even if he doesn't mean it. You can change the wheels on a truck, but that doesn't make it a Porsche.
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WallyTheWombat
| 0
You're a man and you talk like that? Not all men are pigs. I tell my GF that I love her whenever we part ways because I never know if I'm gonna see her again. If something happens, I don't want the last thing I said to be "great blowjob babe ;)"
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carcinogan
| 0
^^ Lmaooo
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DaveOnDope
| 4
Right on Wally! Thank god someone gets it without a few lessons thrown in.
But you're still a pig.
But you're still a pig.
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DudeImBetter
| 0
^^ what are you, gay? its either that or you're a girl. I never met a guy that says sweetheart.
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Ruff_fml
| 3
"men are pigs"
No.
pigs are pigs
men are men.
No.
pigs are pigs
men are men.
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EffinAhole
| 0
34 I have actually known some dudes who say "sweetheart" they are usually older creepy men talking to a young woman or little girl. It's also kinda a southern thing. Either way it creeps me out. My wife hates it.
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EffinAhole
| 0
oh and Dave is totally a chick pretending to be a guy.
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boopityboppity
| 11
Who are you to say that, Dopey? What unavoidable blight makes me a pig?
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worldclass
| 0
Just out of curiosity.. why is it so hard for guys to say those words? I've been with the same guy for a couple years so the fact that he says it frequently doesn't surprise me.
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Devin91
| 20
guys shouldn't be afraid to say it , I say it to my gf and we've been together for 3 years .
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aliaskis
| 3
38: No. Pigs are men. So men come from pigs. They must be pigs.
Orwell, anyone?
Orwell, anyone?
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KingDingALing
| 9
34- Just because he says "sweetheart" doesn't mean he's gay, dumbass.
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fmlfags
| 0
no you don't because you're single
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wtf20007
| 10
^win ^
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punkprincess255
| 0
sadly i. hve ... nd it's extremely awkward lol
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punkprincess255
| 0
that was to 34
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pegasii
| 0
your profile says single, dickhead
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Alexander22
| 0
He was being sarcastic when he said it
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
I know I'm like 2 years too late but I wanted to reply to #45. I think it depends on how the man says it. If it's a creepy, shady guy who's obviously being weird, yes older men calling women sweetheart is gross. But my grandpa calls women sweetheart, he's only 58, and he's not creepy about it; it's said in a light-hearted, funny way. He's also southern, so that may have to do with it. :P
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Darraghscoot
| 0
you probably only tell him you love him when you want money for that new dress you had your eye on.
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princess_ella
| 0
he could really love you.... or want a blowjob
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kriptonite_fml
| 0
so what. he is not right for you just leave
y r u so gullible
y r u so gullible
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DocBastard
| 38
Sorry, but I need to translate this into standard English:
"So what? He is not right for you. Just leave. Why are you so gullible?"
Why would you spell out "gullible" but not "why?" Why????
"So what? He is not right for you. Just leave. Why are you so gullible?"
Why would you spell out "gullible" but not "why?" Why????
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xThatAsianGurlx
| 0
........Give him more blowjobs? :D
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Howljerk
| 0
This
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DaveOnDope
| 4
Right on sweetheart! But 69 is more divine.
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iliketurdles
| 7
do Asian girls even give bj's? where I'm from, they are not allowed to breathe with out permission. But then again I did meet her from the back of the truck, where a guy was selling them for £150.
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XoX_CUPCAKES_XoX
| 0
haha thats what i thought if OP likes hearing it,then you do what it takea right?? ;)
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rogerover
| 19
Yes, yes, yes. Do it more. Every day.
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HeretoBlame
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tells you something about him doesn't it?
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harryanne
| 0
he sounds great to spend so much time with you playing games and getting bjs and all. I am sure you like it.