By axwound - 27/12/2009 13:04 - United States

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Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML
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Lia_Mackenzie 4
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Would you want someone to fart massively while YOU were sitting on their lap?

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aback 4
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Just because cats lick their own asses doesn't mean they want to smell yours, too.

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UberDeserved 0
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Ouch, cat got surprised?

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Endo22 0
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that's why cats are retarded pets

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CarterColbie 4

Lmfao pussy fight. Damn, you beat me to it!

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Cheekers1989 0
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'Pussy fight', that's fuckin' hilarious. Poor cat, had to smell your stinky ass. =[ I feel so sorry for it.

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Mustardnight 3
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I lol'ed oh boy you are favourited. Keep up the butt emanations!

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winterharte 0
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Cats are retarded pets because they're cautious? That makes sense you dipshit.

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ilovefatcats 12
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I LOVE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

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LinsKitty 0

wow, #87.

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Lingonberry668 0
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That must hav been unexpected! just wen u think it's ok to do that cuz there's no humans around u realize wen cats are around ur no longer the only one in the room!

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fightingkittens 39
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You can just shut your f*ing mouth

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maybetomorrow_fml 0
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Sorry to hear that. Next time you'll know better.

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Lia_Mackenzie 4
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Would you want someone to fart massively while YOU were sitting on their lap?

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glambert1998 0

exactly!

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snafu57 1
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gas the cat. nice going.

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fiveofhearts 3
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I'm guessing she is like hitler. Gassing the animals *trollface*

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Rocksygen 0
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Girls fart? OMFG!

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allthatandmore 0

*facepalm* lol

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aback 4
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Just because cats lick their own asses doesn't mean they want to smell yours, too.

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figurey 0
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Knowledge gain of the day: Cats can smell as well!

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azhein 0

I dint think the smell bothered it I think it was surprised by the fart

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catfriend44 0
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lmfao that sucks

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thinmint 0

bwahahaha!

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izzie86 0
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I feel bad doe ur cat.

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