By axwound - 27/12/2009 13:04 - United States

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Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML
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Would you want someone to fart massively while YOU were sitting on their lap?

Just because cats lick their own asses doesn't mean they want to smell yours, too.

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Ouch, cat got surprised?

that's why cats are retarded pets

Lmfao pussy fight. Damn, you beat me to it!

'Pussy fight', that's fuckin' hilarious. Poor cat, had to smell your stinky ass. =[ I feel so sorry for it.

I lol'ed oh boy you are favourited. Keep up the butt emanations!

Cats are retarded pets because they're cautious? That makes sense you dipshit.

I LOVE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

That must hav been unexpected! just wen u think it's ok to do that cuz there's no humans around u realize wen cats are around ur no longer the only one in the room!

You can just shut your f*ing mouth

Sorry to hear that. Next time you'll know better.

Would you want someone to fart massively while YOU were sitting on their lap?

gas the cat. nice going.

I'm guessing she is like hitler. Gassing the animals *trollface*

Just because cats lick their own asses doesn't mean they want to smell yours, too.

Knowledge gain of the day: Cats can smell as well!

I dint think the smell bothered it I think it was surprised by the fart

lmfao that sucks

I feel bad doe ur cat.