Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
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Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I got to wash my ex-wife's dishes at her apartment while her new boyfriend played with my daughter in the living room. FML
Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML
Today, I took a date to a new restaurant I’d never been to before. Wish I had been because it turns out two of my ex-girlfriends work there as waitresses. Luckily they were amicable break-ups, but it was still hella awkward every time they brought stuff to the table. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I took my kids to the park. I saw my daughter playing with a kid who looked familiar. Turns out he was my ex’s son, whom I haven’t seen in years. I thought it was cute they played so well together, until my ex’s new girlfriend came over, screaming that I was trying to use my kid to get to her man. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML
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JasonThorn 21
1. Did you post on social media where you were going? 2. Is it a favorite hangout? This does NOT sound coincidental.
tounces7 27
Tracking his location wouldn't have allowed her to show up that quickly if she's an hour away.
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JasonThorn 21
1. Did you post on social media where you were going? 2. Is it a favorite hangout? This does NOT sound coincidental.
RichardPencil 30
Seems pretty obvious to me: the ex has a mole at the restaurant who tipped her off and she and the boyfriend and daughter jumped in a car and drove around 360 mph to get there.
RichardPencil 30
That must be the perfect storm of awkwardness for the daughter! She gets to hang out with the people both her parents are banging. I can hardly imagine anything worse!
Jaymail 18
When my kids were still teenagers they wouldn’t talk to me about where they were going or what they were doing. I was still responsible for them and loved them. Then a friend of mine let me know about a tracker. It has a really strong magnet on it. And you can put it on the underside of a car. And then you just need to look at your Cell Phone to know where they are. Check your car for a tracker! Otherwise it may happen again!
tounces7 27
Tracking his location wouldn't have allowed her to show up that quickly if she's an hour away.
kenken5 16
You said no, right?