By single once again - 29/12/2012 23:54 - United Kingdom - Romford
The Top
Make your mind up
By SickandTired - 22/03/2011 16:59 - Australia
Another fine mess
By Stephanie - 05/03/2010 00:01 - United States
By sisco2901 - 22/01/2012 09:12 - Slovakia
ADMIT IT!
By anti-drugs - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
Supportive
By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States
Get that bussy
By Matt - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
My lovely horse
By Anonymous - 18/08/2021 08:01
By Anonymous - 10/12/2013 17:26 - United States - Springfield
By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada
Great boyfriend
By Anonymous - 03/05/2020 23:00
Explain yourself
By Poop Boy 416 - 06/11/2022 16:00 - Canada - Toronto
Storage wars
By Will - 19/08/2021 08:02
By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States
Adding annoyance to almost injury
By Anon - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
Little perv
By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States
It's a pillow soft for my neck
By Anonymous - 20/08/2021 04:01 - United States - Battle Creek
Not you
By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States
By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States
By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 16:24 - United States - Cleveland
My body hates me
By Pain_intolerant - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By poisonhand - 03/02/2009 08:46 - United States
Get well soon
By Taurus_ChicKa - 13/05/2020 23:00
Taurus_ChicKa tells us more.
By xXMudkipNoobXx - 13/01/2012 01:20 - United States
Costly kitty
By fishyrael - 16/05/2020 13:20
fishyrael tells us more.
Anyone worried, she is fine. I took her in the second I realized what she'd done. They tried to induce vomiting but she's a stubborn little thing and wasn't even affected by the procedure so they ended up having to put her under and get the hair ties out with a grabber. No surgery thankfully. She was very sleepy and wobbly after but after a nap she was back to her old hellion self. I know I could've waited to see if they would pass naturally but she's only 8 months old and hair ties can be deadly if they don't pass, and surgery would've been much more expensive and stressful for her at that point. The new hair ties are in a heavy wooden drawer that I'm certain she's not strong enough to open, unlike the light plywood desk drawer they were in before, that I am now aware she can, in fact, open.
It's not funny, mate
By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 23:12 - Denmark - Copenhagen
Perfect timing
By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 20:18 - United Kingdom
By grabber - 09/08/2009 23:43 - United States
By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States
By cb - 25/11/2013 18:58 - United States - Indianapolis
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Oh wow, this got posted! Awesome! Thank you so much, everyone. I am better now, and am so ready for this pandemic to end. My foot was black and blue for a few days, all the way to my toes, but fortunately no broken bones. I'm walking normal again and my bosses are insisting on paying the medical bills (even though it was my own clumsy fault). :)