Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
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TheSnakeDoctor20
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That man is boss!
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monkeysareyummy
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New 'Americas Got Talent' contestant?
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TheSnakeDoctor20
| 17
That man is boss!
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Nebulas_n_Novas
| 6
WINNING
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
That's a pretty well-trained cock.
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xcarxcrashx
| 9
I'm pretty impressed.
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chillyCholo
| 5
I wonder what he can do w/ his pubes
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Buttsexpirate
| 9
He'll go far in life!
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YtotsDI
| 0
#54 You're my hero. :)
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margie2194
| 12
I feel like this FML seems somewhat familiar. I've read something like that before.
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
| 11
Guys, guess what I typed this sentence with!! My Thumb... Pervert
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ThatLooksSticky
| 16
#54, there's no need for any other comments. Thanks!
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aceman1992
| 9
42- Why? Why, the hell would you wanna know that?
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Mr_Trollsome
| 1
He'd probably have to have a small penis to pull that off.
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changesinme
| 0
Ever wondered why he used YOUR phone to demonstrate it?
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
Typing with a penis? Fuck that. Try typing with a vagina. Now that's talent.
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SirObvious
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WHAT A DICK!:)
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jordnlyn
| 6
That's intense
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meanmachine511
| 0
Got shot in the knee...
Haha
Skyrim
Haha
Skyrim
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herpyderpy123
| 0
LMFAO! It's arrow in the knee .-.
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rick159
| 12
Yep!......no matter how well you please a woman....you can never please a woman
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bibbster18
| 11
Only in Texas.
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hubla
| 0
His dick must not be very big to not smash like 5 letters at the same time
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Troll_spray
| 6
What, dont tell me you guys never texted with your penis before??? D=
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kona314
| 1
I typed this on my phone with my erect penis... Nothing special...
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DQEight
| 8
42--
Get them braided?
Get them braided?
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Sibizien26
| 5
LIKE A BOSS
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DoubleDose
| 0
This reminds me of the girl who texts with her erect nipples
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badluckbrian7
| 0
Weird but impressive
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ianbeef
| 11
I wouldn't touch that phone anymore
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ianbeef
| 11
True still it's gross
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desireev
| 17
Why not? It's been all over her body. Why not her phone?
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
Why not her toothbrush as well?
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sexxxysydney
| 14
I'm pretty sure she's had his penis on worse places on her, or at least I hope, since they're married. A phone is no big deal.
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Steve95401
| 49
What a dick!
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shadystyle
| 6
its probably been in her mouth. so on her phone and ultimately in her hand is no big deal
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rohanmo
| 9
How old r u kid?
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dsbs
| 9
A. Hole, please report to the bedroom
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bebohacker1
| 4
185- bringing other fml's into this one, i like... Haha.
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shinshoku13
| 19
Rohanmo how fucking old are YOU!? You look like your twelve bud :/
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monkeysareyummy
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New 'Americas Got Talent' contestant?
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detective_oreo
| 0
I was gonna say that!
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bearnblue
| 0
Can you imagine..."and next up a man who really knows how to use his penis!"
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maz255
| 10
Erectxting..
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Anubyte
| 0
I believe this is what you call sexting
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skullcandifiedDJ
| 5
Takes years of training...
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causticgirl
| 6
Lucky girl
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kona314
| 1
I type this with my penis... I'll compete against him
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Stark27
| 0
It's actually pretty easy, see?
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farnsworth
| 3
I wouldn't be able to do that I'd keep mashing the buttons
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farnsworth
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Oh I'm on the farnsworth account I probably put a dirty picture in all ur minds xD
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Rei_Ayanami
| 18
I don't want to live anymore...
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tinydanzr
| 6
Well I guess her husband is a talented man.
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jacquesromualdez
| 12
He's playing "Angry Birds"
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benderbot19
| 0
Shut up, farnsworth!
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nativepimp
| 1
I've tried this before.. It kind of worked had to press kind of hard though
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holeyman
| 8
If only you knew what I typed this comment with.....
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bgaustad
| 0
Ha yeh right you got a tiny penis
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dasteve
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Now he's always with you.
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IhateMahLife16
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What a talented man.
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
skillz dat killz
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pfx2_fml
| 15
A skill every man needs to master..
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Ohmie
| 5
And your point is...? I do that all the time!
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
That makes two people.
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HappyJello
| 7
Uh... You didn't need to say that... But good job...?
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cherrysizzle1
| 0
Man is that the only thing u use it for?!
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afulks78
| 11
What a champ:)
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AeroChic777
| 4
That's not too "hard" to do. eh? eh??
No?
okay. :(
No?
okay. :(
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YtotsDI
| 0
I appreciate your ability to tell one bad comment from another. Good on you