Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately...

By anne - 17/12/2011 03:46 - United States

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

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By TheSnakeDoctor20 | 17

#3743834 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:27

That man is boss!

By monkeysareyummy | 0

#3743840 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:28

New 'Americas Got Talent' contestant?

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By TheSnakeDoctor20 | 17

#3743834 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:27

That man is boss!

Nebulas_n_Novas | 6

#3743887 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:31

WINNING

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3743955 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:36

That's a pretty well-trained cock.

xcarxcrashx | 9

#3744016 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:42

I'm pretty impressed.

chillyCholo | 5

#3744063 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:48

I wonder what he can do w/ his pubes

Buttsexpirate | 9

#3744091 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:51

He'll go far in life!

YtotsDI | 0

#3744216 - Saturday 17 December 2011 7:12

#54 You're my hero. :)

margie2194 | 12

#3744237 - Saturday 17 December 2011 7:17

I feel like this FML seems somewhat familiar. I've read something like that before.

CanWeMicrowaveIt | 11

#3744409 - Saturday 17 December 2011 7:49

Guys, guess what I typed this sentence with!! My Thumb... Pervert

ThatLooksSticky | 16

#3744414 - Saturday 17 December 2011 7:49

#54, there's no need for any other comments. Thanks!

aceman1992 | 9

#3744423 - Saturday 17 December 2011 7:51

42- Why? Why, the hell would you wanna know that?

Mr_Trollsome | 1

#3744455 - Saturday 17 December 2011 7:57

He'd probably have to have a small penis to pull that off.

changesinme | 0

#3744475 - Saturday 17 December 2011 8:03

Ever wondered why he used YOUR phone to demonstrate it?

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3744514 - Saturday 17 December 2011 8:15

Typing with a penis? Fuck that. Try typing with a vagina. Now that's talent.

SirObvious | 1

#3744581 - Saturday 17 December 2011 8:36

WHAT A DICK!:)

jordnlyn | 6

#3744838 - Saturday 17 December 2011 10:29

That's intense

meanmachine511 | 0

#3744854 - Saturday 17 December 2011 10:35

Got shot in the knee...
Haha
Skyrim

herpyderpy123 | 0

#3744887 - Saturday 17 December 2011 11:01

LMFAO! It's arrow in the knee .-.

rick159 | 12

#3745701 - Saturday 17 December 2011 16:39

Yep!......no matter how well you please a woman....you can never please a woman

bibbster18 | 11

#3745954 - Saturday 17 December 2011 17:43

Only in Texas.

hubla | 0

#3745996 - Saturday 17 December 2011 17:51

His dick must not be very big to not smash like 5 letters at the same time

Troll_spray | 6

#3746142 - Saturday 17 December 2011 18:24

What, dont tell me you guys never texted with your penis before??? D=

kona314 | 1

#3747174 - Saturday 17 December 2011 22:48

I typed this on my phone with my erect penis... Nothing special...

DQEight | 8

#3751849 - Monday 19 December 2011 1:47

42--
Get them braided?

Sibizien26 | 5

#3752823 - Monday 19 December 2011 4:23

LIKE A BOSS

DoubleDose | 0

#3769024 - Thursday 22 December 2011 2:00

This reminds me of the girl who texts with her erect nipples

badluckbrian7 | 0

#4465250 - Tuesday 22 May 2012 2:49

Weird but impressive

By ianbeef | 11

#3743839 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:28

I wouldn't touch that phone anymore

ianbeef | 11

#3743972 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:38

True still it's gross

desireev | 17

#3744080 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:50

Why not? It's been all over her body. Why not her phone?

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3744343 - Saturday 17 December 2011 7:37

Why not her toothbrush as well?

sexxxysydney | 14

#3744805 - Saturday 17 December 2011 10:13

I'm pretty sure she's had his penis on worse places on her, or at least I hope, since they're married. A phone is no big deal.

Steve95401 | 48

#3745188 - Saturday 17 December 2011 13:49

What a dick!

shadystyle | 6

#3745197 - Saturday 17 December 2011 13:53

its probably been in her mouth. so on her phone and ultimately in her hand is no big deal

rohanmo | 9

#3745273 - Saturday 17 December 2011 14:25

How old r u kid?

dsbs | 9

#3745941 - Saturday 17 December 2011 17:40

A. Hole, please report to the bedroom

bebohacker1 | 4

#3746118 - Saturday 17 December 2011 18:17

185- bringing other fml's into this one, i like... Haha.

shinshoku13 | 19

#4263035 - Thursday 5 April 2012 17:11

Rohanmo how fucking old are YOU!? You look like your twelve bud :/

By monkeysareyummy | 0

#3743840 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:28

New 'Americas Got Talent' contestant?

detective_oreo | 0

#3744242 - Saturday 17 December 2011 7:17

I was gonna say that!

bearnblue | 0

#3744256 - Saturday 17 December 2011 7:19

Can you imagine..."and next up a man who really knows how to use his penis!"

maz255 | 10

#3744618 - Saturday 17 December 2011 8:44

Erectxting..

Anubyte | 0

#3744652 - Saturday 17 December 2011 9:00

I believe this is what you call sexting

skullcandifiedDJ | 5

#3746001 - Saturday 17 December 2011 17:51

Takes years of training...

causticgirl | 6

#3746174 - Saturday 17 December 2011 18:34

Lucky girl

kona314 | 1

#3747181 - Saturday 17 December 2011 22:50

I type this with my penis... I'll compete against him

Stark27 | 0

#3749320 - Sunday 18 December 2011 15:47

It's actually pretty easy, see?

By farnsworth | 3

#3743844 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:28

I wouldn't be able to do that I'd keep mashing the buttons

farnsworth | 3

#3744026 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:44

Oh I'm on the farnsworth account I probably put a dirty picture in all ur minds xD

Rei_Ayanami | 18

#3744155 - Saturday 17 December 2011 7:00

I don't want to live anymore...

tinydanzr | 6

#3744500 - Saturday 17 December 2011 8:11

Well I guess her husband is a talented man.

jacquesromualdez | 12

#3744733 - Saturday 17 December 2011 9:35

He's playing "Angry Birds"

benderbot19 | 0

#3745104 - Saturday 17 December 2011 13:07

Shut up, farnsworth!

nativepimp | 1

#3746701 - Saturday 17 December 2011 20:17

I've tried this before.. It kind of worked had to press kind of hard though

holeyman | 8

#3746719 - Saturday 17 December 2011 20:22

If only you knew what I typed this comment with.....

bgaustad | 0

#3746857 - Saturday 17 December 2011 20:51

Ha yeh right you got a tiny penis

By dasteve | 0

#3743846 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:28

Now he's always with you.

By IhateMahLife16 | 0

#3743849 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:28

What a talented man.

thisisafunnyname | 12

#3745302 - Saturday 17 December 2011 14:36

skillz dat killz

By pfx2_fml | 15

#3743850 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:28

A skill every man needs to master..

By Ohmie | 5

#3743852 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:28

And your point is...? I do that all the time!

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3743995 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:39

That makes two people.

HappyJello | 7

#3744004 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:40

Uh... You didn't need to say that... But good job...?

cherrysizzle1 | 0

#3746654 - Saturday 17 December 2011 20:06

Man is that the only thing u use it for?!

By afulks78 | 11

#3743859 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:29

What a champ:)

By AeroChic777 | 4

#3743864 - Saturday 17 December 2011 6:30

That's not too "hard" to do. eh? eh??
No?
okay. :(

YtotsDI | 0

#3744225 - Saturday 17 December 2011 7:14

I appreciate your ability to tell one bad comment from another. Good on you