By anne - 17/12/2011 03:46 - United States

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Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

That man is boss!

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monkeysareyummy 0

New 'Americas Got Talent' contestant?

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

That man is boss!

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chillyCholo 5

I wonder what he can do w/ his pubes

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Buttsexpirate 9

He'll go far in life!

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margie2194 12

I feel like this FML seems somewhat familiar. I've read something like that before.

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Guys, guess what I typed this sentence with!! My Thumb... Pervert

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ThatLooksSticky 16

#54, there's no need for any other comments. Thanks!

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aceman1992 9

42- Why? Why, the hell would you wanna know that?

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Mr_Trollsome 1

He'd probably have to have a small penis to pull that off.

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changesinme 0

Ever wondered why he used YOUR phone to demonstrate it?

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Typing with a penis? **** that. Try typing with a ******. Now that's talent.

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herpyderpy123 0

LMFAO! It's arrow in the knee .-.

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rick159 12

Yep!......no matter how well you please a woman....you can never please a woman

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hubla 0

His dick must not be very big to not smash like 5 letters at the same time

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Troll_spray 6

What, dont tell me you guys never texted with your penis before??? D=

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kona314 1

I typed this on my phone with my erect penis... Nothing special...

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DoubleDose 0

This reminds me of the girl who texts with her erect nipples

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badluckbrian7 0

Weird but impressive

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ianbeef 11

I wouldn't touch that phone anymore

desireev 17

Why not? It's been all over her body. Why not her phone?

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Why not her toothbrush as well?

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sexxxysydney 14

I'm pretty sure she's had his penis on worse places on her, or at least I hope, since they're married. A phone is no big deal.

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shadystyle 6

its probably been in her mouth. so on her phone and ultimately in her hand is no big deal

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dsbs 9

A. Hole, please report to the bedroom

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bebohacker1 4

185- bringing other fml's into this one, i like... Haha.

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shinshoku13 19

Rohanmo how ******* old are YOU!? You look like your twelve bud :/

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farnsworth 3

I wouldn't be able to do that I'd keep mashing the buttons

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farnsworth 3

Oh I'm on the farnsworth account I probably put a dirty picture in all ur minds xD

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Rei_Ayanami 18

I don't want to live anymore...

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tinydanzr 6

Well I guess her husband is a talented man.

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jacquesromualdez 12

He's playing "Angry Birds"

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nativepimp 1

I've tried this before.. It kind of worked had to press kind of hard though

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holeyman 8

If only you knew what I typed this comment with.....

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pfx2_fml 15

A skill every man needs to master..

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Ohmie 5

And your point is...? I do that all the time!

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HappyJello 7

Uh... You didn't need to say that... But good job...?

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cherrysizzle1 0

Man is that the only thing u use it for?!

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AeroChic777 4

That's not too "hard" to do. eh? eh?? No? okay. :(

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YtotsDI 0

I appreciate your ability to tell one bad comment from another. Good on you

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