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Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 26 December 2011 21:41 / United States
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  Sebastian_NG  |  16

Be careful with what you say 52, I once made a similar comment and it got moderated by some staff guy from the site and I received the scariest email I've ever gotten

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  CaptainCola  |  7

After reading this again I noticed that OP describes her blueberry as "bullet-like"...I'm sorry I just feel like that's a terrible comparison. A soft and small fruit that weighs less than an ounce is NOT similar to a bullet used to kill people...maybe a different analogy?

By  SkoomaKi  |  24

Sounds painful!

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  Lanceeden  |  12

Do...do you...do you have sk, sk, sk, skoomaaaa? Skooma! Skooma! oh god I'm such a nerd

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