Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics....

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML

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By lerouxmaster | 7

#3791229 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:47

The sister. She was killed instantly.

By thisisafunnyname | 12

#3791200 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:44

did it hit anyone?

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By tylerbro | 3

#3791196 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:43

Ouch.

CaptainCola | 7

#3791283 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:54

That sucks, but if that is the most intense pain you've experienced then you're doing pretty well....

Skywalka911 | 0

#3791312 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:57

You must not have had a lot of pain.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#3791378 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:14

You guys act like you know how that feels.

chell1894 | 13

#3791381 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:14

Or is s/he doing well for that being the worse pain s/he's experienced

explodingmuffint | 0

#3791549 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:04

I moderated this. It wasn't worded this colorful at that time..

Sebastian_NG | 17

#3791582 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:14

Be careful with what you say 52, I once made a similar comment and it got moderated by some staff guy from the site and I received the scariest email I've ever gotten

bfrench95 | 0

#3791729 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 3:08

I like turtles?

NoNameAtAll_fml | 1

#3791774 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 3:34

She doesn't know what it's like to get nut-shotted

_Oblivion_ | 12

#3791873 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 4:22

Its not the pain u get with the nut shot that makes it bad, its the ten minutes+ you are grasping ur pants for dear life because it wont go away haha

beccac_boresfoff | 9

#3791876 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 4:22

I had spicy noodles go Up my nose when I was a kid and it was pretty dam bad...

kbtoyz69 | 9

#3792430 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 7:29

shooting a blueberry through my nose was the most intense pain in my life... then I took an arrow to the knee ;)

Zeppelin1969 | 5

#3792459 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 7:38

I hate when people post something incredibly short and/or not funny just so they can be first to reply.

AlaskanEskimo34 | 0

#3793103 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 10:40

Try passing a kidney stone, you've never experienced pain until you get one of those bitches

CaptainCola | 7

#3793186 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:14

After reading this again I noticed that OP describes her blueberry as "bullet-like"...I'm sorry I just feel like that's a terrible comparison. A soft and small fruit that weighs less than an ounce is NOT similar to a bullet used to kill people...maybe a different analogy?

helloimmia | 4

#3794126 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 14:37

kidney stones are literally the most intense pain I have ever felt. I got my first one when I was NINE years old.

You_Need_Soap | 6

#3795566 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 21:52

134- FYL!

J0gby | 0

#3801909 - Thursday 29 December 2011 8:40

How did the bluberry get in OP's nose in the first place? Maybe I just can't read...

By SkoomaKi | 25

#3791198 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:44

Sounds painful!

Lanceeden | 12

#3791695 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:56

Do...do you...do you have sk, sk, sk, skoomaaaa? Skooma! Skooma!

oh god I'm such a nerd

Llama_Face89 | 33

#3791815 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 4:00

Really? I'd never have guessed...it's not like OP said anything about it being painful...what? They did?

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#3792013 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:11

61- lmao oblivion xD I got that guy so much skooma and killed him xD

AlaskanEskimo34 | 0

#3793110 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 10:42

No i'm dead serious.... kidney stones are so much worse

JustOhSoLovely | 6

#3798835 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 16:02

I'm not gonna lie, this string of comments totally lost me lol

By thisisafunnyname | 12

#3791200 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:44

did it hit anyone?

lerouxmaster | 7

#3791229 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:47

The sister. She was killed instantly.

tennischick14 | 6

#3791902 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 4:29

Omfg that comment made my day :)

kbtoyz69 | 9

#3792457 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 7:37

78- 89 maybe? Her profile is bad in the grammar category.

fl0ffy | 0

#3796909 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:04

lmao, Waldo is in the book, in the library, which Is in schools, where people go to learn. DUHHH

By taytaylal | 11

#3791202 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:44

Don't laugh and eat blueberries next time.

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#3791246 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:50

I've only read three of your comments and I already don't like you one bit. You are either a massive troll or a bumbling idiot.

SkoomaKi | 25

#3791271 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:53

It's hardly OPs fault, everyone laughs, she just happened to be eating some blueberries.

lindseykcool | 6

#3791302 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:56

11, she's a bumbling idiot. Have you read her profile? Grammar Nazis would go ape shit on her.

Llama_Face89 | 33

#3791826 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 4:03

Who are you replying to?

blueberry1223 | 0

#3792074 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:36

Where is 11?

iDaniel525 | 8

#3792408 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 7:23

Where's Waldo?!

PeeblesWiggins | 0

#3794595 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 17:36

And where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?!

By Fl9C1 | 4

#3791204 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:44

Blueberry blast!

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#3792009 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:09

Win XD

By lerouxmaster | 7

#3791211 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:45

Must have been the most fucking hilarious comment ever made.

That or you are mentally challenged, OP.

SkoomaKi | 25

#3791338 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:02

Sir, your profile picture has now made me scared of bananas, as I think it is going to sexually assault me.

lerouxmaster | 7

#3791398 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:18

It will slowly insert itself in your mouth and force you to stroke and chocke on it. Then, you'll have to swallow. YOU LIKE THAT !?

SkoomaKi | 25

#3791420 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:22

O.o

heavymetalman1 | 0

#3791474 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 1:39

Boom, Banana Pudding in the back of your throat!!

Commander223 | 9

#3792495 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 7:57

Wow. I tried putting that picture as my profile picture quite a while back but it wouldn't let me because it was to "innapropriate"

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#3797029 - Wednesday 28 December 2011 5:36

47- that's banana blast ;)

IdaE | 17

#3936963 - Tuesday 24 January 2012 21:57

37- i'd like that......

By MrSexyPants | 14

#3791213 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:45

That sounds like a berry bad feeling actually...

lerouxmaster | 7

#3791995 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 5:03

You misspelled ver... Oh wait ! HOLY SHIT WHAT A GREAT PUN !

*explodes*

jaredjudd21 | 2

#3792580 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:47

That is berry punny

me_gusta_eso | 1

#3792983 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:49

And that is berry terrible. ^

Chad_the_Brony | 0

#3793006 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:58

Oh, these are grape puns.

OH SHI-

IdaE | 17

#3936972 - Tuesday 24 January 2012 22:00

That sir, is berry sad.……

By MelTheGreat | 23

#3791235 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:48

A visual of this would be amazing.

silentbutfunny | 0

#3912614 - Friday 20 January 2012 5:51

Would? Is*

By DontClickOnMe | 28

#3791242 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 0:49

I wonder what she said that was so funny...

ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3791572 - Tuesday 27 December 2011 2:09

No you don't. I figure you should know better after OP's close call. Curiosity already killed the cat - do we really need to have it kill the dog as well?