Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML
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lerouxmaster
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The sister. She was killed instantly.
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
did it hit anyone?
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tylerbro
| 3
Ouch.
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CaptainCola
| 7
That sucks, but if that is the most intense pain you've experienced then you're doing pretty well....
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Skywalka911
| 0
You must not have had a lot of pain.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
You guys act like you know how that feels.
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chell1894
| 13
Or is s/he doing well for that being the worse pain s/he's experienced
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explodingmuffint
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I moderated this. It wasn't worded this colorful at that time..
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Sebastian_NG
| 17
Be careful with what you say 52, I once made a similar comment and it got moderated by some staff guy from the site and I received the scariest email I've ever gotten
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bfrench95
| 0
I like turtles?
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NoNameAtAll_fml
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She doesn't know what it's like to get nut-shotted
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_Oblivion_
| 12
Its not the pain u get with the nut shot that makes it bad, its the ten minutes+ you are grasping ur pants for dear life because it wont go away haha
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beccac_boresfoff
| 9
I had spicy noodles go Up my nose when I was a kid and it was pretty dam bad...
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kbtoyz69
| 9
shooting a blueberry through my nose was the most intense pain in my life... then I took an arrow to the knee ;)
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Zeppelin1969
| 5
I hate when people post something incredibly short and/or not funny just so they can be first to reply.
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AlaskanEskimo34
| 0
Try passing a kidney stone, you've never experienced pain until you get one of those bitches
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CaptainCola
| 7
After reading this again I noticed that OP describes her blueberry as "bullet-like"...I'm sorry I just feel like that's a terrible comparison. A soft and small fruit that weighs less than an ounce is NOT similar to a bullet used to kill people...maybe a different analogy?
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helloimmia
| 4
kidney stones are literally the most intense pain I have ever felt. I got my first one when I was NINE years old.
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You_Need_Soap
| 6
134- FYL!
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J0gby
| 0
How did the bluberry get in OP's nose in the first place? Maybe I just can't read...
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Sounds painful!
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Lanceeden
| 12
Do...do you...do you have sk, sk, sk, skoomaaaa? Skooma! Skooma!
oh god I'm such a nerd
oh god I'm such a nerd
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Llama_Face89
| 33
Really? I'd never have guessed...it's not like OP said anything about it being painful...what? They did?
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
61- lmao oblivion xD I got that guy so much skooma and killed him xD
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AlaskanEskimo34
| 0
No i'm dead serious.... kidney stones are so much worse
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JustOhSoLovely
| 6
I'm not gonna lie, this string of comments totally lost me lol
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
did it hit anyone?
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lerouxmaster
| 7
The sister. She was killed instantly.
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tennischick14
| 6
Omfg that comment made my day :)
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kbtoyz69
| 9
78- 89 maybe? Her profile is bad in the grammar category.
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fl0ffy
| 0
lmao, Waldo is in the book, in the library, which Is in schools, where people go to learn. DUHHH
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taytaylal
| 11
Don't laugh and eat blueberries next time.
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
I've only read three of your comments and I already don't like you one bit. You are either a massive troll or a bumbling idiot.
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SkoomaKi
| 27
It's hardly OPs fault, everyone laughs, she just happened to be eating some blueberries.
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lindseykcool
| 6
11, she's a bumbling idiot. Have you read her profile? Grammar Nazis would go ape shit on her.
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Llama_Face89
| 33
Who are you replying to?
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blueberry1223
| 0
Where is 11?
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iDaniel525
| 8
Where's Waldo?!
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PeeblesWiggins
| 0
And where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?!
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Fl9C1
| 4
Blueberry blast!
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
Win XD
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lerouxmaster
| 7
Must have been the most fucking hilarious comment ever made.
That or you are mentally challenged, OP.
That or you are mentally challenged, OP.
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Sir, your profile picture has now made me scared of bananas, as I think it is going to sexually assault me.
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lerouxmaster
| 7
It will slowly insert itself in your mouth and force you to stroke and chocke on it. Then, you'll have to swallow. YOU LIKE THAT !?
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SkoomaKi
| 27
O.o
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heavymetalman1
| 0
Boom, Banana Pudding in the back of your throat!!
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Commander223
| 9
Wow. I tried putting that picture as my profile picture quite a while back but it wouldn't let me because it was to "innapropriate"
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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47- that's banana blast ;)
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IdaE
| 17
37- i'd like that......
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MrSexyPants
| 14
That sounds like a berry bad feeling actually...
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lerouxmaster
| 7
You misspelled ver... Oh wait ! HOLY SHIT WHAT A GREAT PUN !
*explodes*
*explodes*
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jaredjudd21
| 2
That is berry punny
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me_gusta_eso
| 1
And that is berry terrible. ^
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Chad_the_Brony
| 0
Oh, these are grape puns.
OH SHI-
OH SHI-
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IdaE
| 17
That sir, is berry sad.……
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MelTheGreat
| 23
A visual of this would be amazing.
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silentbutfunny
| 0
Would? Is*
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
I wonder what she said that was so funny...
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
No you don't. I figure you should know better after OP's close call. Curiosity already killed the cat - do we really need to have it kill the dog as well?
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Mea022796
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Good thing I don't like blueberries lol
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squirrel1215
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...so are you trying to say that you eat things that come out of people's noses? O.o
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squirrel1215
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Yes, because I was obviously being completely serious there. *Eats cookie*
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ikickgingers
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Nobody in their right mind would take food from T.I. You don't want to know where that cookie has been. :/
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Up his nostril?
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ikickgingers
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With a liter of coke