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By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 08:47 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML
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Dfox 0

she's not a prude because she doesnt want a weiner up her butt. If she is uncomfortable with it, her boyfriend should be understanding..

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Fr0gg13 0

that means he prob a kinky freak that is extremly open with anything sexual. not many ppl understand that and instantly think it's homosexual thing.

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perdix 29

What an asshole! ;) Are you dating Sen. Larry Craig?

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wheatie 0

perdix, you make all of these better(:

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musiclife_fml 0

and perdix gets a perfect 10 from the political blogger :)

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jerkwad 0

perdix continues to be as unfunny as ever

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darktooth 0

You lack to understand humor.

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PottentialFML 0

Yes Perdix I agree he is a pretty "shitty" boyfriend :P

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FMLtimes316 0

hahaha perdix makes FML. (:

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amiracle 0

He didn't say he himself had anal sex, silly. Look up info the 'male g-spot'. I'm guessing your boyfriend is curious, 's all. Definitely not a FML. Unless you're prude, that is :-).

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Fr0gg13 0

that means he prob a kinky freak that is extremly open with anything sexual. not many ppl understand that and instantly think it's homosexual thing.

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BunBunBabe 8

Yeah lots of guys like it but won't admit it in fear of others thinking they're gay

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I_Fart_Freely 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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anela_fml 0

it is but still hurts like he'll

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RainbowGecko 0

lol yeeaa... that gets annoying

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midnight21 8

So how would you like it if someone stuck something up your ass violently?

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bizarre_ftw 21

It's anal sex, not anal rape! Why in the hell would you choose the adjective "violently"?!

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LindsayxMoore 18

Sorry but my ass is intended for stuff to come out not go in, thats what the ****** is for. I certainly dont want my bfs penis up there.

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threer 30

Girls poop...?

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commentgirl 8

It's also less rewarding than giving birth.

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Undecidedlime 6

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????

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I_Fart_Freely 0

#6 = Butt Pirate

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anela_fml 0

run run far away especially since he's lying

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davidhasmorefun 0

fyl for being a prude.

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iloveloosy12 0

yeah you don't ask why he knows, you just do it

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Fr0gg13 0

there is plenty of women who crave it. and many men who enjoy a little anal play.. the OP is a PRUDE

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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

Maybe she just doesn't want to have buttsex. You ever thought of THAT, dickweed?

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aconsultant 9

dickweed.... how interesting..

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Shmeaty 0

woman. stfu and take it.

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