Secret unlocked

By Anonymous - 25/01/2010 08:47 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times, he told me, "Why? It feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence, then he then replied, "I'm not gay, I swear." FML
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she's not a prude because she doesnt want a weiner up her butt. If she is uncomfortable with it, her boyfriend should be understanding..

that means he prob a kinky freak that is extremly open with anything sexual. not many ppl understand that and instantly think it's homosexual thing.

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What an asshole! ;) Are you dating Sen. Larry Craig?

perdix, you make all of these better(:

and perdix gets a perfect 10 from the political blogger :)

perdix continues to be as unfunny as ever

You lack to understand humor.

Yes Perdix I agree he is a pretty "shitty" boyfriend :P

hahaha perdix makes FML. (:

He didn't say he himself had anal sex, silly. Look up info the 'male g-spot'. I'm guessing your boyfriend is curious, 's all. Definitely not a FML. Unless you're prude, that is :-).

that means he prob a kinky freak that is extremly open with anything sexual. not many ppl understand that and instantly think it's homosexual thing.

Yeah lots of guys like it but won't admit it in fear of others thinking they're gay

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it is but still hurts like he'll

lol yeeaa... that gets annoying

So how would you like it if someone stuck something up your ass violently?

It's anal sex, not anal rape! Why in the hell would you choose the adjective "violently"?!

Sorry but my ass is intended for stuff to come out not go in, thats what the vagina is for. I certainly dont want my bfs penis up there.

threer 30

Girls poop...?

It's also less rewarding than giving birth.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat????

#6 = Butt Pirate

run run far away especially since he's lying

fyl for being a prude.

yeah you don't ask why he knows, you just do it

there is plenty of women who crave it. and many men who enjoy a little anal play.. the OP is a PRUDE

Maybe she just doesn't want to have buttsex. You ever thought of THAT, dickweed?

dickweed.... how interesting..

woman. stfu and take it.