#1 Dad of the day

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 05:02

Today, according to my husband, our son is at the difficult age where he can finally speak fluent English, but is still too childishly dumb to say anything interesting, intelligent or frankly worth listening to at all. There are times I wish I was a divorced single mum. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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I'd have to agree that little kid talk is not very interesting or intelligent, but it's so unpredictable, it's often hilarious!!

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jbuckets_404 38
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Sounds like your husband has your kid's speaking traits mixed up with his own....

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RichardPencil 30
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I'd have to agree that little kid talk is not very interesting or intelligent, but it's so unpredictable, it's often hilarious!!

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jbuckets_404 38
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Sounds like your husband has your kid's speaking traits mixed up with his own....

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awildwhisper 30

Hmm I have to agree with the husband on this one. They're cute, but they're not smart.

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faifai_fml 21
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I agree with the dad. Not every kid is immediately engrossing as soon as they begin to speak.

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CA91 9

I would become a divorced single mum :(

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dragonladiesfire 19

Does he still listen or communicate with your child to help the child? Does he teach him things? or is he not doing anything to help and is just being an ass? If he's not doing anything to help, then that's on him too.

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cranjuice 2

Then you go out there and become the divorced single mom of your dreams!

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