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I farted in my car before getting out of it today. came back a few hours later and the smell had mutated. I feel your pain OP

Hypothermia is a more pleasant death than ass-phyxiation by fart gases.

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Insert fart puns here

That sounds like a stinky situation

Beans, beans the musical fruit; the more you eat the more you toot.

Well, I don't feel to bright. I had always thought it was the magical fruit.

well #21 will you feel even less bright after your to/too gets corrected?

The more you toot the better you feel, thats why i eat beans at every meal!

ahh.. #43 I knew someone was going to say something. I apologize for my improper use of "to."

I farted in my car before getting out of it today. came back a few hours later and the smell had mutated. I feel your pain OP

Ahh man that must be gross OP

#2, something must have died in your guts.

beans. it was beans

Go chill in the back with a blanket

Ohh no. You get through the cold and crack a freaking window!

Then stop sucking.

You know what else sucks? Vacuums

And Paris Hilton.

Im sure you had the same brand fight or should I say fart back op

PUNCTUATION. You kinda need it.

I didn't really check the comment before I senf it. Sorry guys

I'd you opened the window for less than a minute it would be worth it

Just open the damn window! Lol.

Agreed with 9. open the window, wait for it to air out, & then roll it back up. then repeat. it may get annoying but it's better than smelling ass all day.

Hopefully the truck doesn't have one of those window lock buttons.

Totally agree with ya #9. Never to cold to let the air clear for a couple of minutes.

Beans, beans the magical food, the more you eat the more you toot. My brother used to sing that at the dinner table whenever we had beans!

I'm pretty sure it's fruit, not food.

Oh god, hope you brought a gas mask OP