By upsetandannoyed - 01/01/2012 05:41 - United States

Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent 4 hours cleaning my apartment. 2 minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 962
You deserved it 3 681

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Not worth the effort.

Well he'SNOT good enough for you :D


Not worth the effort.

Reality_bites 14

Agreed Rynk95. Dodged a bullet there OP - Just think if he's like that when you sneeze, well how is he going to be about kissingsex? Or other things such as eating at restaurants etc. Im rather curious as to how he reacts when he sneezes himself...

He punched himself in the nose then he has to clean that up too.

I was about to say that, bastard.

Danger Will Robinson!!

BarDownDaily 12

Look on the bright side atleast your apartments clean now.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

69 - Perhaps that was her friend's plan all along.

You should've coughed up green slime and aimed for his eye. That'll teach him ;)

Was his name Sheldon Cooper?

At least cleaning your apartment would be good too, since it took you 4 hours to clean up lol

perry_sameh20 18


Well he'SNOT good enough for you :D

makowiec 11

Clever :P

sambasam 0

I see what you did there...

who doesn't?

zakkyzebra 11

Blind men...

We gonna be sexist now?! There CAN be blind woman?! Besides, Blind woman are a lot more fun to push into oncoming traffic....

well was he cute?

gazzdogs 5

Well that doesn't matter now.

Neither of you can read?

Hahah! right??? it's right there! x.x

gazzdogs 5

Damn, I didn't even read the FML properly. I always skip words :(

But whether you read it correctly or not, your right. It doesn't matter now

Now thats germaphobia to the extent of needing professional help.

audiophileMom 11

At least your place is clean now :) you probably wouldn't want him anyways if he's that "difficult".

KeannaLove 32

Next time you probably shouldn't go out with someone that high maintenance. They always can find something wrong. Way more better fish out in the sea OP. :)

BrianAlarcon 0

Happy New Year!(:

His loss OP, I bet you're a nice person :)

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Luckily you didn't fart. He may have needed an ambulance.

What happens when he sneezes? Or farts?

I think that bloke will remain single his whole life.