Love: Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic....

By upsetandannoyed - 01/01/2012 05:41 - United States

Today, my friend set me up with a cute guy who is very germaphobic. So, I spent four hours cleaning my apartment. Two minutes into the date, I sneezed. He politely told me he wasn't feeling well and left. FML

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By Stickysituation - 23/01/2013 18:44 - United States - Depew

Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML

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By Achoo - 15/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML

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By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2023 06:00

Today, I spent three hours cleaning my apartment for a date. I then took a nap, only to wake up to find my cat had destroyed the place. Lucky for me, my date never showed up, and I ended the evening drinking Prosecco while sadly swiping through Tinder. FML

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By prettylady? - 28/10/2012 04:22 - United States

Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway. That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside my apartment complex for two hours, claiming to be my "soulmate." FML

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#blessed

By Loney - 22/04/2018 19:00

Today, I had to let my nosy landlord into my apartment to ensure I didn't have an unapproved guest over. Why? Because she overheard me sneeze, and then bless myself. FML

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By beanpole - 19/12/2016 19:34 - Canada - Canning

Today, I had to cancel plans to go to the movies with the guy I've had a crush on for months due to a sudden case of the flu. This was already rescheduled from yesterday, when I had to cancel due to bad weather (after he had already left home). He thinks that I'm just making excuses not to see him. FML

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By Peachtree - 04/06/2018 15:00

Today, I learned that the super cute guy I've been dating for the last 4 weeks is a total gross slob. His house was like a garbage skip, literally ankle deep in garbage, pizza boxes, old crud, and filth. It stank of cat urine and there was poop residue in his toilet bowl. FML

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By Thanks Babe - 20/04/2013 23:40 - United States - Aurora

Today, I woke up feeling awful, having caught the same illness my boyfriend had last night. When he was sick, I skipped my friend's baby shower to take care of him. Now that I'm sick, he goes to a friend's place, says to call if I need him, then turns his phone off. Seriously. FML

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By ihatelaura - 15/05/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

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Rynk95 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:06

Not worth the effort.

GoWithTheFro 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:09

Well he'SNOT good enough for you :D

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Rynk95 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:06

Not worth the effort.

Reality_bites 14

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:30

Agreed Rynk95. Dodged a bullet there OP - Just think if he's like that when you sneeze, well how is he going to be about kissingsex? Or other things such as eating at restaurants etc. Im rather curious as to how he reacts when he sneezes himself...

Badjuju7711 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:48

He punched himself in the nose then he has to clean that up too.

julian24245 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 14:02

I was about to say that, bastard.

mfjkr 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:31

Danger Will Robinson!!

BarDownDaily 12

Sunday 1 January 2012 19:45

Look on the bright side atleast your apartments clean now.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Sunday 1 January 2012 22:20

69 - Perhaps that was her friend's plan all along.

123josie123 11

Monday 2 January 2012 0:56

You should've coughed up green slime and aimed for his eye. That'll teach him ;)

MLK12345 4

Monday 2 January 2012 1:26

Was his name Sheldon Cooper?

Jovecove 13

Monday 2 January 2012 15:14

At least cleaning your apartment would be good too, since it took you 4 hours to clean up lol

perry_sameh20 18

Thursday 12 January 2012 18:20

Agree

GoWithTheFro 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:09

Well he'SNOT good enough for you :D

22jrdn55 15

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:43

bless you!

makowiec 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:43

Clever :P

sambasam 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:38

I see what you did there...

22jrdn55 15

Sunday 1 January 2012 17:52

who doesn't?

zakkyzebra 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:34

Blind men...

CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Monday 2 January 2012 8:10

We gonna be sexist now?! There CAN be blind woman?! Besides, Blind woman are a lot more fun to push into oncoming traffic....

jbaby69 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:10

well was he cute?

gazzdogs 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:47

Well that doesn't matter now.

ScaughtieHolden 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 13:56

Neither of you can read?

XThe_Invoker 4

Sunday 1 January 2012 18:30

Hahah! right??? it's right there! x.x

gazzdogs 5

Sunday 1 January 2012 23:45

Damn, I didn't even read the FML properly. I always skip words :(

silentbutfunny 0

Monday 2 January 2012 2:41

But whether you read it correctly or not, your right. It doesn't matter now

obsydian_fml 3

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:12

Now thats germaphobia to the extent of needing professional help.

audiophileMom 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:14

At least your place is clean now :) you probably wouldn't want him anyways if he's that "difficult".

KeannaLove 32

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:14

Next time you probably shouldn't go out with someone that high maintenance. They always can find something wrong. Way more better fish out in the sea OP. :)