By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
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miazangl 13
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At least you can get the police involved for theft, public intoxication and property damage so it's not a complete loss.

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S0LUS 16
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Call the police, no one should do that

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miazangl 13
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At least you can get the police involved for theft, public intoxication and property damage so it's not a complete loss.

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revolvearoundme 15
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Technically that's not theft, sounds like they didn't make it off the property before ruining the bike so it would be vandalism.

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ApologyKick 25
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Some states in the U.S. even stretch a DUI to riding a bicycle while intoxicated. My brother was unfortunate enough to find out that my state is one of them.

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Mortoli 30

i was bout to say dui lol

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S0LUS 16
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Call the police, no one should do that

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strawberrydreams 18

Holy crap I hope you called the cops. Sorry about your bike and porch OP, that really sucks. Hope they buy you a new bike after all that!

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Miss_Chevious 37
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Talk about out of the frying pan and into the fire. I hope you got the chance to record him in order to publicly humiliate him on youtube.

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johobus28 26
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Wow, that's pretty bizarre. I hope the police will work with you on this. Good luck OP!

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A07 48
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Now you can use the lock you should've used on the bike to keep them there till the cops arrive

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Tripartita 44
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Can you really blame them for wanting to ride the Spud Mobile, Potato Lord?

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Colon_Man 17
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It was you, OP. Wasn't it? You stole your own bike after getting plowed and wanted to do tricks off the couch. .not that I would know anything about doing something like that.

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PurpleKicks 22
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OP, that truly suck! I feel your pain, I too have been the victim of bike theft, but to add property damage into the mix, that's insult to injury. I hope it all works out ok though! Try not to let the bastards grind you down.

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