By Potato_Lord - 12/11/2015 04:11 - United States - Madison
Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML
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  ApologyKick  |  25

Some states in the U.S. even stretch a DUI to riding a bicycle while intoxicated. My brother was unfortunate enough to find out that my state is one of them.

By  Colon_Man  |  17

It was you, OP. Wasn't it?
You stole your own bike after getting plowed and wanted to do tricks off the couch.

.not that I would know anything about doing something like that.

By  PurpleKicks  |  20

OP, that truly suck! I feel your pain, I too have been the victim of bike theft, but to add property damage into the mix, that's insult to injury.
I hope it all works out ok though!
Try not to let the bastards grind you down.