Kids: Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone....

By thatsjustgreat - 25/01/2009 00:27 - United States

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

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By WasntMe - 17/07/2013 23:15 - United States

Today, I was at the park playing Frisbee with my friends, when I saw a boy sitting on a bench looking rather sad. "Hey!" I yelled, and he looked up at me. I lightly threw the Frisbee in his direction, and it hit him in the face. He was blind. FML

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By Come on - 29/01/2012 00:46 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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Dumbass

By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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By Salvation711 - 15/04/2012 15:29 - United States

Today, a woman was staring at me. This went on for about five minutes until I couldn't take it anymore. I screamed at her to cut it out. It turns out she had a lazy eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

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Bat out of hell

By my dad is blind as shit - 03/02/2023 17:00 - United States

Today, my dad asked to borrow my glasses to look for his glasses. He then took them off because they were extremely tight on his head, and gave them back to me. Then he turned around and walked into a wall. I sure hope my eyes don't get that bad, although they probably will by the time I'm 40. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I was at a dinner with my dad's girlfriend's family. I met this guy who I found kind of cute and tried to talk to him a couple times. To avoid talking to me he started playing his PSP. I could see the screen perfectly and the PSP was clearly off. FML

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By qhu - 23/10/2010 02:15 - United States

Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:35 - United Kingdom

Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttlecock that hit me in the eye. FML

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ari_lee 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:01

He said he is "legally blind" not just "blind." There are certain levels that a person can 'pass' to be considered blind by law. One of my friend's dad is legally blind. He can still see somewhat but his vision is very blurry and glasses do not help. So by law, he is classified as blind.

24788 6

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:15

I feel bad for the dude who can barely see.

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katieatieay 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 17:49

hey that reminds me of that movie Tommy.

Boffer 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 22:54

haha, yeah. the deaf, dump and blind kid.

MaeeFlowers 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 5:15

the deaf, DUMP, and blind kid? yeah. that makes sense. you fail. you fail hard.

Obfuscation 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:28

Ouch

The_Man_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 7:20

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

Reese_Skywalker 11

Saturday 17 May 2014 19:42

It isn't your fault OP. I mean, how could you tell??

eschreib 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 20:38

how could he have seen the gameboy screenn

Tuffmuffin 10

Saturday 30 August 2014 18:58

He put it close to his face

ari_lee 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 22:01

24788 6

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:15

I feel bad for the dude who can barely see.

redheadfreak929 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:18

.........this is made up because someone who is "legally blind" would not a play a gameboy.......Also u must be very dull if u didn't realize that he was blind.........

samiradodi96 0

Wednesday 28 April 2010 8:59

just read number 7, he sai it all. you dont have to be completely blind to be considered legally blind. he must have really bad vision and that is obvously why he needs to hold to gameboy so close to his face.

Taconuggets 0

Monday 11 October 2010 23:35

Dude, quit trying to be smart. You're a dumbass.

ccnisi43 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 15:50

idiot you whole statement makes no sense....

bluejayscheer 7

Wednesday 21 March 2012 6:05

What is wrong with you?

Celestyna 16

Tuesday 31 July 2018 9:05

I’m legally blind, I have no peripheral vision but still have some of my central vision, so I still use my phone and game hardcore.

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 8:58

ouchh...

ZBrandon 0

Monday 29 June 2009 4:24

11th!!! Yea, how is that an FML though? I said something rude today, its not the same as everybody else, YDI for wasting other peoples time. Write an FML for that.