Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, I found out that my wife of 12 years has slept with the workmen we've had working on our long term building project. They call her the "quickie queen". FML
Today, after months of believing my marriage has been better than ever, I found out that my husband has been cheating on me with our neighbor. I can't afford to move, and I have to see the fake-titted homewrecker every day. FML
Today, after finding out that I'd slept with our married neighbor, I found out my husband had slept with him too as revenge. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Today, I found out that the drop dead gorgeous fun bubbly woman I hit it off with is actually a disgusting, scheming whore who seduces married men, then blackmails them for money. I can’t afford to pay her, nor can I afford my wife to find out. I’m screwed. FML
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Chazzster 32
Maybe she really likes going camping?… But seriously, money can buy a lot of things, including sex and companionship from some people. But money does not buy love. Maybe this homeless person either has hidden talents, or is a really nice person, or one of many other possibilities that don’t include money. And are you sure sex is involved, or is wife just being kind to an unfortunate human being?… If you thought that money and possessions gave you ownership over another person’s love, either now or at some other time you will find out that is not so much the case… Would it really be better if you thought you wife was having an affair with “Richie Rich” or you brother?
poopface82 25
YDI for kink shaming.
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Chazzster 32
Maybe she really likes going camping?… But seriously, money can buy a lot of things, including sex and companionship from some people. But money does not buy love. Maybe this homeless person either has hidden talents, or is a really nice person, or one of many other possibilities that don’t include money. And are you sure sex is involved, or is wife just being kind to an unfortunate human being?… If you thought that money and possessions gave you ownership over another person’s love, either now or at some other time you will find out that is not so much the case… Would it really be better if you thought you wife was having an affair with “Richie Rich” or you brother?
RichardPencil 32
A hobo, eh? Maybe he sticks it in her... ...bum?
poopface82 25
YDI for kink shaming.