He has issues

By just a joke - 08/06/2020 20:08

Today, I playfully drew thick eyebrows on my one-year-old son to make him look like a cartoon villain. He laughed cutely in the mirror as I took some adorable pictures. When my husband saw, he threw such a horrendous fit about boys and makeup, I was reduced to tears. FML
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Jeremy Strang 7

How do so many people end up so deep into relationships without realizing just how homophobic/misogynistic/racist/etc their partners are? What did you talk about before you got engaged, got married, conceived, gave birth and started raising a kid? The weather?

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ahabsfan 14
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He must not fare well come Halloween time with so many males with faces decorated.

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ahabsfan 14
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He must not fare well come Halloween time with so many males with faces decorated.

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Ilmoran 20
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Forget that, he better not watch any TV or movies, as probably every single person is wearing makeup.

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ShockBlast8879 11
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He must be fun at parties.

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Jeremy Strang 7

How do so many people end up so deep into relationships without realizing just how homophobic/misogynistic/racist/etc their partners are? What did you talk about before you got engaged, got married, conceived, gave birth and started raising a kid? The weather?

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TheGestalt97 11

This could have been a new attitude from the husband. People change, and not always for the better.

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Taylor Caldwell 10

Exactly people get married as if it’s nothing and have no clue who their partner is. I know Iots of people getting married or who have very soon into a relationship and when I ask questions like if their partners are religious like them I always hear “I don’t know” people don’t talk about the big stuff, just “hey I want to get married and have kids” “okay cool me too”

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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well time for him to INVOLUNTARILY go to angermanagement a therapy because he's obviously got some toxic issues you don't want your son to learn

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Kurliez408 32
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you made him look like a cartoon, not RuPaul (which I only have a problem with since it's a lot more makeup for a young kid). your husband needs some urgent readjusting and your son needs encouragment that makeup is for everyone. sorry you discovered this so late op.

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bl3ur0z3 17

Wow. Did you know previously that your husband was an abusive misogynist?

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AmbrosiaFan 18
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That sounds so cute on your little one. And the husband sounds like a prick...

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tounces7 27

Well you married the asshole I'm sure you must know what he's like by now.

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faithhh 6

U just did it as a joke. He should not have gotten that upset.

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DanielleinDC 32
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What the heck is wrong with your husband? Is he this caught up in gender roles? You did it as a joke and he berated you and brought you to tears. Not a good look for him. He owes you a huge apology.

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