Priorities, mate

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, I hurt my arm in a scooter accident. When my dad came to pick me up, instead of taking me to the hospital like a normal dad, he took me directly home where he spent a hour shaving and taking a shower so he would "look nice" when we went to the hospital, while I clutched my arm in pain. FML
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pieisyourdrug 0
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... Your dad is a dick.

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Snazaza 0
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thats exactly like my mom lol. i broke my thumb riding a bike and she spent 45 mins in front of the mirror doing her makeup because she refuses to leave the house without looking nice. :l

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no1askdu 5

he just wants to pick up hot hospital chicks... who rides a scooter anymore anyways?

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Iloveyencheck 0

that's excatly what I was thinking Who still rides scooters?

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sarcasm_ftw 0
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YDI for feeling pain

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pchands00 0
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YDI for riding scooters

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bbobe900000 0

scooters are sick. don't hate

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aaaaa12345_fml 0

also, who the fuck has a scooter accident and needs to go to the hospital. it was probably just bruised

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Kwenami 5
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My dad did the same thing, ironing a dress shirt and wearing a suit. My mom was in labour with my brother.

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crumblemumble 0
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whoa whoa whoa, scooters hurt . I've heard of a girl who broke BOTH her arms in a scooter accident cuz it went ape shit and she fell in a ditch or something. just saying.

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xander2347 0
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lmfao, a scooter accident

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WeeGee_fml 0
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ydi for 1. being a wimp it's a fucking scooter 2. not drawing a mustache and beard on your dad that night 3. not telling every chick in that hospital your dad is gay grow a pair and

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chessdude 8
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He has a wife?

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pieisyourdrug 0
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... Your dad is a dick.

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gamerhead 3
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who smells good and looks nice lol

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Snazaza 0
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thats exactly like my mom lol. i broke my thumb riding a bike and she spent 45 mins in front of the mirror doing her makeup because she refuses to leave the house without looking nice. :l

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yukari_fml 0
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Never thought of a man doing that!

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allmidnighteyes 10
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Wait, you hurt your arm riding a SCOOTER? Fuck, I haven't had one of those since like, fifth grade. I needs to buy me a Razr.

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doodlebug93 0

lol. I broke my arm riding a scooter. I was nine and I hit a crack in the sidewalk while going pretty fast. oh, and I chipped my tooth when my face hit the sidewalk.

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Action_Batch 0

Your dad is a dick and you ride a scooter. Time to run away.

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NGM_47 0

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Blue_Coconuts 7

Unless they have accident insurance then they get paid...

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SaintJimmy 0
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My dad yells at me when I want to go to a doctor. He says I'm to expensive.

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doomking10 0

YDI. Your dad just wanted some poon and you had to be a little bitch about it. How he must feel for having such a loser little girl for a son.

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no1askdu 5

agreed lol

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smlz4me 1
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u 2 are assholeian bitches.

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definatelywierd 0
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Don't hesitate to scoot yourself away after you've healed up

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