Transportation and Accident: Priorities, mate

Priorities, mate

By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, I hurt my arm in a scooter accident. When my dad came to pick me up, instead of taking me to the hospital like a normal dad, he took me directly home where he spent a hour shaving and taking a shower so he would "look nice" when we went to the hospital, while I clutched my arm in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 16:18 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

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By mcdonalds - 06/08/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2014 03:12 - Canada - Goderich

Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML

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Not a prank, bro!

By Anonymous - 23/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went for a run when my shin splints acted up, so I called my dad to have him come pick me up. When I saw his car approaching, I stuck out my thumb like a hitchhiker, as a joke. The car pulled over to give me a ride. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By sprained neck - 24/11/2015 05:49

Today, I had whiplash after my dad and I were rear ended by a suburban. Despite the state trooper saying I should go, my dad delayed taking me to the ER because he wanted to pick up the dog from "doggy daycare" and take her for a nice long walk, while I waited for my mom to come home. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2012 04:03 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML

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By kicking me while I'm LITERALLY down - 07/11/2017 05:00

Today, I was hit by a car while riding my bike, so I called my dad for help. He blamed me for the accident, said he wasn't sure what I wanted him to do, and suggested I call my mom instead. She isn't picking up. FML

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By justhelpful - 02/07/2012 17:44 - Austria - Mils

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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By catsonuincorns - 15/04/2018 06:00 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was in a car accident with my dad. A wheel slammed into my door, dislocating my arm and breaking it in three places. Later on, the people who hit us came over and gave my little sister a gift basket. She wasn't even in the car. FML

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pieisyourdrug 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:06

... Your dad is a dick.

Snazaza 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:07

thats exactly like my mom lol. i broke my thumb riding a bike and she spent 45 mins in front of the mirror doing her makeup because she refuses to leave the house without looking nice. :l

Comments

no1askdu 5

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:06

he just wants to pick up hot hospital chicks... who rides a scooter anymore anyways?

Iloveyencheck 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 15:08

that's excatly what I was thinking Who still rides scooters?

sarcasm_ftw 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 15:58

YDI for feeling pain

pchands00 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 20:59

YDI for riding scooters

bbobe900000 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:24

scooters are sick. don't hate

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Monday 3 August 2009 20:36

also, who the **** has a scooter accident and needs to go to the hospital. it was probably just bruised

Kwenami 5

Friday 7 August 2009 5:55

My dad did the same thing, ironing a dress shirt and wearing a suit. My mom was in labour with my brother.

crumblemumble 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:02

whoa whoa whoa, scooters hurt . I've heard of a girl who broke BOTH her arms in a scooter accident cuz it went ape shit and she fell in a ditch or something. just saying.

xander2347 0

Monday 3 May 2010 0:33

lmfao, a scooter accident

WeeGee_fml 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 9:09

ydi for 1. being a wimp it's a ******* scooter 2. not drawing a mustache and beard on your dad that night 3. not telling every chick in that hospital your dad is gay grow a pair and

chessdude 8

Wednesday 6 July 2016 22:46

He has a wife?

pieisyourdrug 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:06

... Your dad is a dick.

gamerhead 3

Sunday 28 November 2010 11:02

who smells good and looks nice lol

Snazaza 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:07

thats exactly like my mom lol. i broke my thumb riding a bike and she spent 45 mins in front of the mirror doing her makeup because she refuses to leave the house without looking nice. :l

emilysanftwsom 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:07

Fail parenting.

yukari_fml 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:11

Never thought of a man doing that!

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 2 August 2009 12:12

Wait, you hurt your arm riding a SCOOTER? ****, I haven't had one of those since like, fifth grade. I needs to buy me a Razr.

doodlebug93 0

Monday 3 August 2009 4:18

lol. I broke my arm riding a scooter. I was nine and I hit a crack in the sidewalk while going pretty fast. oh, and I chipped my tooth when my face hit the sidewalk.