By burned - 04/11/2009 10:12 - United States
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By oops - 08/05/2013 14:44 - Canada - Okotoks
By Broguy - 06/07/2011 02:20 - Canada
Sounds promising
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
AAARGH
By lanu - 13/03/2012 16:13 - United States
By hhhhhhhpeterwut - 19/02/2013 03:21 - United States - Bethesda
The long game
By Lost - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States
By Anonymous - 04/01/2013 06:18 - United States - La Marque
Damn, son
By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 20:24 - United States - Lufkin
By Goobie - 15/01/2010 07:24 - United States
By quickit - 05/12/2014 17:14 - United States - Rochester
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By Anonymous - 20/12/2010 09:27 - Sweden
By TonyTalkingClock - 04/11/2014 12:48 - United States - Haverhill
TonyTalkingClock tells us more.
OP here. First off, I would like to thank you all for not only putting my FML on here, but also giving me all this feedback! I felt like I would answer some questions. 2 - Note to self: Will try. 8, and several others - I actually do have some French Canadian heritage, but I was born and raised here in the North Shore of Massachusetts. 36 - It's real maple. Thanks for the feedback, everyone! If you're wondering, it tasted like maple syrup.
By james52 - 18/07/2013 04:04 - United States - Mckinney
james52 tells us more.
Hey, I talked to him about it and he denied it and then said sorry. We've been together for four years (high school sweethearts). we've been fighting for a long while and we both think its time for a change. I still love him very much but think its time for someone to appreciate me.
By cartrouble - 25/11/2010 03:52 - United States
By Inkabadger - 20/11/2009 18:41 - Canada
By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco
By singleagain - 15/05/2012 01:09 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 19:08 - United States
Oh no oh no
By jealouspussy - 20/02/2013 06:55 - United States - Los Angeles
Brain fart
By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States
By cay - 30/01/2013 19:59 - United States - Holley
At least someone's happy…
By reckless182 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By DoggyBlues - 29/11/2011 01:50 - United States
By preggersmcgee - 22/10/2012 16:09 - United States - Nixa
By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 14:50 - Sweden - Stockholm
By Anonymous - 24/08/2012 21:10 - United Kingdom - Walsall
By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 16:58 - Finland - Nykarleby
Knackered and shattered
By Out of Shape - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Egypt
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Hey you guys it's OP. Reading some of the comments have made me laugh a lot! But allow me to shed some light on the situation. So I was just entering into my third week of working at Mc Donald's when this happened. An old woman noticed the two teens go into the play structure and reported it to us. We have a strict policy that children over the age of twelve aren't allowed into the play place. Part of that reason is due to size. Anyways after trying to convince the kids to come out my manager told me to go up there and get them out. I could barely fit into the structure but they came out shortly after. It ended with both of them being banned from that restaurant and their parents being called to pick them up. I'm only working there part time because I am a student but I hope I don't have to do anything too crazy like this again.