By Anonymous - 19/4/2021 01:00 - United States - Cabot Toxic workplace Today, I quit my job because I wasn't given the time or space to pump for my newborn child. I went back to work 4 weeks postpartum, and they suggested I pump in the bathroom, my car or the freezer. FML I agree, your life sucks 534 You deserved it 110 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lindsey822 - 8/4/2021 10:59 Is it though? Today, my brother and his wife have seriously decided to name their son “Bubba.” I don’t know how to politely explain to them that Bubba is a dog’s name, not a human’s. FML I agree, your life sucks 689 You deserved it 209 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/4/2021 23:00 Overreaction Man Today, I told my boyfriend I’m pregnant. He told me not to worry, he’d pay child support until it’s 18, and he’d be moved out of our flat by Friday. When I asked him why, he told me not to be stupid, no way was he being trapped into raising a kid. He didn’t even ask if it was a boy or girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 1314 You deserved it 582 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/4/2021 14:00 Happy Birthday, I guess… Today, my family decided it'd be a great idea to berate me for not being excited enough for my brother and his wife's baby news. They told us on my birthday, adding that if I wasn't so fat I'd have one too. I have insulin-resistant PCOS. FML I agree, your life sucks 1194 You deserved it 91 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Michael - 20/3/2021 05:02 - United States - Lincoln Food for thought Today, while assisting my 2 year-old with potty training, she stuck her hand in her own poop, and when I wasn't expecting it, put her fingers in my mouth. Ever wondered what a green blowout tastes like? I don't have to. FML I agree, your life sucks 1040 You deserved it 129 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gumbymn - 17/3/2021 00:30 Wakey wakey Today, I asked Alexa to turn on my baby's white noise machine. Instead, she started playing Pharrell Williams's "Happy" while the baby was asleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 672 You deserved it 324 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By samantha - 9/3/2021 16:59 Judgmental people are the worst Today, I was called a horrible excuse for a mother just for buying formula for my baby. I just don’t produce any milk of my own. FML I agree, your life sucks 1227 You deserved it 69 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By notyourbaby - 7/3/2021 19:58 Weirdo cousin Today, I found out my cousin stole my used pregnancy test and ultrasound pictures the last time she came to visit, and tried to fake a pregnancy. This was two years ago when she stayed at my house. I just found out I'm pregnant again, and guess who just asked to come to stay and "visit"? FML I agree, your life sucks 1109 You deserved it 63 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 6/3/2021 05:03 Is it not your baby as well? Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML I agree, your life sucks 574 You deserved it 137 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Inez Congratu… Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML I agree, your life sucks 39948 You deserved it 8438 331 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I realized part of the root of my gender dysphoria is male privilege and me craving any power and to quit being talked over and quit being invisible.... I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 12 0 Comments
Today my boyfriend told me he just changed his bed sheets for the first time this year. It’s April. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, my 5 year-old daughter and I had the displeasure of walking in on my husband going down on another woman. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that... I agree, your life sucks 277 You deserved it 9 1 Comments
Today, I had some unexpected alone time for the first time in months and decided to *ahem* play with an adult toy. As things were getting close to the... I agree, your life sucks 417 You deserved it 96 2 Comments