By namhtor - 28/09/2009 19:20 - United States

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Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We were having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 405
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I FUCKIN LOVE UR MOM

Lmao you must be very lonely

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Lmao you must be very lonely

So how does your brother being a pro affect you??

He is the brother lol .

LOL no durh he is the brother xD

You "where having dinner"?

Being actually considered a "pro" takes 10,000 hours to accomplish o_O

113 - Actually, 10,000 hours is the mark of perfection. The book "Outliers" discusses that point very well.

shit lol... that sucks..

That is awesome. Your mom got you with that one. Hard!

that bitch! so did you tell her, you ARE a pro

Ahhh, it's always nice to get recognized :)

I FUCKIN LOVE UR MOM

I KNOW SHE SEEMS LIKE THE BEST HUMAN ON THE PLANET

Why does your mother watch you masturbate? (that's wierd i think) However, that was very nice of her to refer to you as a "pro"

She has probably caught him several times doing it, enough to see his pro technique haha!

ha! you got told! at the dinner table as well.. your mother sounds like mine she will take a dig when she can! fight back!

haha that's brilliant! awkward much? :)

Does she cheer you on? Are you sponsored? Did you ever promise a cancer dying kid that you would win the gold just for him? SO MANY QUESTIONS!!