By Anonymous - 26/09/2013 16:19 - United States - East Hampton

Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML
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rick1 8

... Why would someone even willingly do that? Nasty.

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rick1 8

... Why would someone even willingly do that? Nasty.

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IworkAt711 14

Because its METAL!!! m/

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Redtick 9

You're completely right. I mean, who knows how long it was dead for.

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ThePK 5

If there was one thing I learned from Bear Grylls, it's that's insects are a great source of protein while stranded in the wilderness. I guess your father just feels lost in his own home...or he's really trying to scare you out of the house.

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Soloman212 28

Yeah I know! Swallow without chewing?? You gotta give your dad some pointers in proper dining etiquette, OP.

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Wizzlbang 10

#40 Yeah, it's kinda funny how people in the western world will pay through the nose for a a wild caught lobster dinner, which was feeding on sea detritus and fish poop and who knows what, then turn their nose up at grain-fed panfried crickets. arthropods is arthropods, folks (don't eat bugs you just find on the ground, though, that's gross.)

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RedPillSucks 31

dip it in chocolate or wrap it in bacon.

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NikkiRainbow63 31

Mmmm. Protein x3

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DFresh503 8

True dat... I mean that. Sorry was brushing my teeth

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djPanda 8

This is funny why do people not like this

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sadistmonkey 19

Actually, even Bear Grylls avoided eating centipedes...

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Kamon97 23

I never knew Bear Grylls had a daughter! :o

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EpicSquishii 21

Well I'm assuming it's not dangerous. Gross to watch, yes. But people eat creepy crawlies all over the world on a regular basis, so he probably won't get sick. Your dad is brave, but I feel sorry for his wife who has to kiss him later.

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ksks1234 33

Do you know if the venom would do anything? I know muy, muy little about entomology, so sorry for my ignorance.

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Ian7890 23

OP didn't say anything about it being harmful, they just said it was horrifying.

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Mossears133 15

60- It's perfectly safe to ingest venom as long as you don't have any cuts on your innards (if it gets into your bloodstream, you're ******). It's poison you can't ingest.

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missrebecca3 8

if I was his wife. he'd be waiting a week before I'd kiss him ... ewww

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Lacist 19

Yeah and to be honest, how does this affect your life at all? So horrible that you witnessed it, oh nooooo...

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TyT63 12

is your dad bear grylls

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Aussieinusa 5

He didn't drink his own piss, so no. More like survivor man

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TyT63 12

he ate weird bugs and stuff all the time on that show. drinking his own piss is just a meme

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Aussieinusa 5

Last time I saw the show, he shoved a water tube up his ass lol. There are things you can't unsee, that was one of them.

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FrankHotpants 31

No, if he was he would have washed it down with his own urine.

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DocBastard 38

Hey, it was already dead. Can't let that go to waste, especially not in this economy.

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red225 14

That's doctor sick bastard

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Schiffy 18

That's Mr. Doctor Professor Sick Bastard to you.

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etishuman22 32

Is he suffering from a deficiency? Maybe a deficiency of reason?

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hallix 21

My whole brain just shut down from the horrific idea - I'm absolutely terrified of centipedes.

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