FML : Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down...

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Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By qwaynick / Tuesday 21 December 2010 09:25 /

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By DocBastard | 38

#1873700 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:08

You probably shouldn't have laced her Vicodin with LSD.

By hippiechick96 | 3

#1873698 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:08

what kind of pills did you give her? xD

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By chronicfiend | 0

#1873653 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:01

lawl dats funi

cole86 | 0

#1873771 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:19

lawl. sometimes the best advice

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1873804 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:25

It was on fire!

doctor_itsmylife | 3

#1874155 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 18:09

maybe it's HER couch and she wanted to mark her teritory

summersizzle | 0

#1874540 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 19:55

maybe that's the only way he can get her to take her pants off.

persianjr1 | 7

#1875137 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:18

i dont know about you but im trying to figure out what she was hallucinating about. :3

14MEDIC14 | 0

#1876392 - Wednesday 22 December 2010 7:39

wrong pills dumbass

BrightSidegirl82 | 0

#1883030 - Thursday 23 December 2010 16:15

By deannamarie12 | 0

#1873660 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:02

Haha, that's kinda funny :3 But then again, she couldn't help hallucinating.

EffinToofer | 3

#1873956 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:59

YDI, dude. If she is indeed passing a kidney stone, then she needs a doctor, not random pills that can get you both put in jail.

Rainbow35 | 6

#1874042 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 17:23

38- Some people can react really badly like that to even just regular painkillers...

Me_iz_a_Bboy | 0

#1874130 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 17:56

YDI for having pills.

breakofdawn1 | 0

#1874180 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 18:14

but random pill that can put you in jail are the best

iSitt | 0

#1874977 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 22:24

ydi for buying cheap meds over the Internet

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#1874996 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 22:34

He bought from PetMeds...

Dr_PooPingDung | 0

#1875142 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 23:20

38 ur a bitch shutup, now im going to go smoke a bowl of.. MARIJUANA BITCH WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO BOUT THAT!?

By super_ella21 | 0

#1873662 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:02

Oh, the joys of kidney stones.

By cole86 | 0

#1873664 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:02

take that opportunity and have rough sex with her

grigz | 0

#1873670 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:03

and then treat her to a nice dinner, right?!

cole86 | 0

#1873679 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:04

yes. she won't remember the sex, she'll be happy with him, and they can have more sex!

super_ella21 | 0

#1873682 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:05

and then tie her in a peanut sack and throw her in the river..right?

cole86 | 0

#1873703 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:09

come on sirin!! can u at least tell me wat I did wrong now?!?!

By hippiechick96 | 3

#1873698 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:08

what kind of pills did you give her? xD

quaddrummer93 | 0

#1873734 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:14

That's what I was wondering. They sound fun

iSitt | 0

#1874980 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 22:26

ydi for buying cheap meds over the Internet

Ninjahiga | 27

#6378319 - Wednesday 12 August 2015 1:46

Don't assume

By DocBastard | 38

#1873700 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:08

You probably shouldn't have laced her Vicodin with LSD.

Drummer389000 | 0

#2011517 - Thursday 27 January 2011 5:01

good one!

Iluvbeinamommy | 0

#3020205 - Tuesday 2 August 2011 7:21

Where does it say that he gave her vicodin?

By OnlyAvailableID | 28

#1873709 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:09

Was your wife mumbling something like "Gotta save the town, it's on rainbow fire!"

tommyboy1 | 0

#2180528 - Monday 14 March 2011 15:45

OMG

By cole86 | 0

#1873713 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:11

come on sirin!!! yd I get moderated thi time??

cole86 | 0

#1873722 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:13

now I'm sad. 

By 30STMluvva | 0

#1873761 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:17

oh wow... make sure you check what pills they are next time LMAO!!

By Jimboom | 11

#1873766 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:17

That sounds like some rather good stuff there.

Pass dat shit over my way!!!

ScreamAimFire | 0

#1873779 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 16:21

damn i want some too, peeing on couches is so awesome!

Jimboom | 11

#1873998 - Tuesday 21 December 2010 17:13

Only thing better than peeing on the couch is taking a crap in the freezer. ;-)

Bosia | 0

#1876239 - Wednesday 22 December 2010 6:16

You forgot about masturbating on the dining table!
...Too far?

Jimboom | 11

#1877057 - Wednesday 22 December 2010 10:43

It's only too far if Christmas dinner is on said table. Otherwise it's all good baby. ;-)

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