By qwaynick - 21/12/2010 09:25

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 976
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You probably shouldn't have laced her Vicodin with LSD.

what kind of pills did you give her? xD

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lawl dats funi

lawl. sometimes the best advice

It was on fire!

maybe it's HER couch and she wanted to mark her teritory

maybe that's the only way he can get her to take her pants off.

i dont know about you but im trying to figure out what she was hallucinating about. :3

wrong pills dumbass

Haha, that's kinda funny :3 But then again, she couldn't help hallucinating.

YDI, dude. If she is indeed passing a kidney stone, then she needs a doctor, not random pills that can get you both put in jail.

38- Some people can react really badly like that to even just regular painkillers...

YDI for having pills.

but random pill that can put you in jail are the best

ydi for buying cheap meds over the Internet

He bought from PetMeds...

38 ur a bitch shutup, now im going to go smoke a bowl of.. MARIJUANA BITCH WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO BOUT THAT!?

Oh, the joys of kidney stones.

take that opportunity and have rough sex with her

and then treat her to a nice dinner, right?!

yes. she won't remember the sex, she'll be happy with him, and they can have more sex!

and then tie her in a peanut sack and throw her in the river..right?

come on sirin!! can u at least tell me wat I did wrong now?!?!

what kind of pills did you give her? xD

That's what I was wondering. They sound fun

ydi for buying cheap meds over the Internet

Don't assume

You probably shouldn't have laced her Vicodin with LSD.

Where does it say that he gave her vicodin?

Kidney stones are painful. Vicodin is a strong pain killer. It's a reasonable guess, and plus DocBastard is a doctor.

Was your wife mumbling something like "Gotta save the town, it's on rainbow fire!"

come on sirin!!! yd I get moderated thi time??

now I'm sad. 

oh wow... make sure you check what pills they are next time LMAO!!

That sounds like some rather good stuff there. Pass dat shit over my way!!!

damn i want some too, peeing on couches is so awesome!

Only thing better than peeing on the couch is taking a crap in the freezer. ;-)

You forgot about masturbating on the dining table! ...Too far?

It's only too far if Christmas dinner is on said table. Otherwise it's all good baby. ;-)