By qwaynick - 21/12/2010 09:25

Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
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DocBastard 38
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You probably shouldn't have laced her Vicodin with LSD.

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hippiechick96 3
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what kind of pills did you give her? xD

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chronicfiend 0
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lawl dats funi

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cole86 0
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lawl. sometimes the best advice

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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It was on fire!

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doctor_itsmylife 3
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maybe it's HER couch and she wanted to mark her teritory

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summersizzle 0
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maybe that's the only way he can get her to take her pants off.

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persianjr1 7
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i dont know about you but im trying to figure out what she was hallucinating about. :3

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14MEDIC14 0
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wrong pills dumbass

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deannamarie12 0
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Haha, that's kinda funny :3 But then again, she couldn't help hallucinating.

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EffinToofer 3
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YDI, dude. If she is indeed passing a kidney stone, then she needs a doctor, not random pills that can get you both put in jail.

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Rainbow35 6
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38- Some people can react really badly like that to even just regular painkillers...

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Me_iz_a_Bboy 0
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YDI for having pills.

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breakofdawn1 0
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but random pill that can put you in jail are the best

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iSitt 0
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ydi for buying cheap meds over the Internet

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23
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He bought from PetMeds...

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Dr_PooPingDung 0
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38 ur a bitch shutup, now im going to go smoke a bowl of.. MARIJUANA BITCH WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO BOUT THAT!?

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super_ella21 0
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Oh, the joys of kidney stones.

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cole86 0
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take that opportunity and have rough sex with her

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grigz 0
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and then treat her to a nice dinner, right?!

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cole86 0
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yes. she won't remember the sex, she'll be happy with him, and they can have more sex!

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super_ella21 0
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and then tie her in a peanut sack and throw her in the river..right?

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cole86 0
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come on sirin!! can u at least tell me wat I did wrong now?!?!

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hippiechick96 3
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what kind of pills did you give her? xD

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quaddrummer93 0
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That's what I was wondering. They sound fun

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iSitt 0
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ydi for buying cheap meds over the Internet

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Ninjahiga 27
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Don't assume

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DocBastard 38
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You probably shouldn't have laced her Vicodin with LSD.

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Iluvbeinamommy 0
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Where does it say that he gave her vicodin?

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J352SAURUS 30
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Kidney stones are painful. Vicodin is a strong pain killer. It's a reasonable guess, and plus DocBastard is a doctor.

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OnlyAvailableID 28
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Was your wife mumbling something like "Gotta save the town, it's on rainbow fire!"

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cole86 0
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come on sirin!!! yd I get moderated thi time??

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cole86 0
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now I'm sad. 

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30STMluvva 0
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oh wow... make sure you check what pills they are next time LMAO!!

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Jimboom 11
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That sounds like some rather good stuff there. Pass dat shit over my way!!!

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ScreamAimFire 0
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damn i want some too, peeing on couches is so awesome!

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Jimboom 11
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Only thing better than peeing on the couch is taking a crap in the freezer. ;-)

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Bosia 0
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You forgot about masturbating on the dining table! ...Too far?

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Jimboom 11
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It's only too far if Christmas dinner is on said table. Otherwise it's all good baby. ;-)

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