Today, my wife got her second kidney stone in a month. I gave her some pills to help with the pain. An hour later she started hallucinating, pulled down her pants and tried to pee on our couch. FML
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DocBastard
| 38
You probably shouldn't have laced her Vicodin with LSD.
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hippiechick96
| 3
what kind of pills did you give her? xD
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chronicfiend
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lawl dats funi
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cole86
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lawl. sometimes the best advice
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
It was on fire!
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doctor_itsmylife
| 3
maybe it's HER couch and she wanted to mark her teritory
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summersizzle
| 0
maybe that's the only way he can get her to take her pants off.
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persianjr1
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i dont know about you but im trying to figure out what she was hallucinating about. :3
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14MEDIC14
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wrong pills dumbass
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BrightSidegirl82
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:d
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deannamarie12
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Haha, that's kinda funny :3 But then again, she couldn't help hallucinating.
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EffinToofer
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YDI, dude. If she is indeed passing a kidney stone, then she needs a doctor, not random pills that can get you both put in jail.
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Rainbow35
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38- Some people can react really badly like that to even just regular painkillers...
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Me_iz_a_Bboy
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YDI for having pills.
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breakofdawn1
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but random pill that can put you in jail are the best
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iSitt
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ydi for buying cheap meds over the Internet
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
He bought from PetMeds...
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Dr_PooPingDung
| 0
38 ur a bitch shutup, now im going to go smoke a bowl of.. MARIJUANA BITCH WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO BOUT THAT!?
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super_ella21
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Oh, the joys of kidney stones.
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cole86
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take that opportunity and have rough sex with her
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grigz
| 0
and then treat her to a nice dinner, right?!
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cole86
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yes. she won't remember the sex, she'll be happy with him, and they can have more sex!
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super_ella21
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and then tie her in a peanut sack and throw her in the river..right?
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cole86
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come on sirin!! can u at least tell me wat I did wrong now?!?!
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hippiechick96
| 3
what kind of pills did you give her? xD
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quaddrummer93
| 0
That's what I was wondering. They sound fun
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iSitt
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ydi for buying cheap meds over the Internet
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Ninjahiga
| 27
Don't assume
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DocBastard
| 38
You probably shouldn't have laced her Vicodin with LSD.
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Drummer389000
| 0
good one!
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Iluvbeinamommy
| 0
Where does it say that he gave her vicodin?
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OnlyAvailableID
| 28
Was your wife mumbling something like "Gotta save the town, it's on rainbow fire!"
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tommyboy1
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OMG
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cole86
| 0
come on sirin!!! yd I get moderated thi time??
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cole86
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now I'm sad.
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30STMluvva
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oh wow... make sure you check what pills they are next time LMAO!!
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Jimboom
| 11
That sounds like some rather good stuff there.
Pass dat shit over my way!!!
Pass dat shit over my way!!!
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ScreamAimFire
| 0
damn i want some too, peeing on couches is so awesome!
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Jimboom
| 11
Only thing better than peeing on the couch is taking a crap in the freezer. ;-)
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Bosia
| 0
You forgot about masturbating on the dining table!
...Too far?
...Too far?
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Jimboom
| 11
It's only too far if Christmas dinner is on said table. Otherwise it's all good baby. ;-)