By Anonymous - 15/01/2015 15:12 - United States

Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people for addiction to something I've never even had. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 274
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I'm sure they could help with that!

yes, a high school student is definitely qualified to rehabilitate sex addicts.


I'm sure they could help with that!

I don't think you're supposed to mess around with the clients. That and I wouldn't trust sex addicts :l

Std city #64 Have fun with that.

Well, #82, you know, condoms were invented for a reason. That ebing said, it's massively unethical to feed someone's addiction, doubly so if you're there as part of the effort to cure them.

Condoms don't protect you 100%..

No, but they're pretty damn good at what they do - especially against an STD or STI.

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I prefer pure EVIL, still technically "pure" ;P

Hey if Jesus wanted us to be pure he wouldn't have been slumming around with a prostitute.

FORMER prostitute. And ALLEDGEDLY. You know what? Apologize to Mary right now, or you're not getting into heaven. No one disses Jesus' GF.

Church lies. Mary Magdalene was never a prostitute

Well maybe you can change that ;)

Is it me, or did anyone else picture OP looking like Jimmy MacElroy from Blades of Glory...?

Maybe your boss will sack you...

aww come one. i thought this was a good double entendre. more up votes

Potentially triple entendre? Sack to sleep with, fire, and hit in the balls...

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin, wait for the right one because it's something you can't get back.

That's only if we continue to put such high expectations in our first time. Sex is awkward the first time usually, and sometimes can turn people off of sex, especially if they've been waiting for marriage with someone, and then it happens to be bad or painful.(since I hear it can be for girls?)

and guys. dry + dry = bad

not lie my first time was pretty good and a lot of fun dunno how but went for like 2 hours, back was all scratched up. 10/10 night.

Hey at least you'll be one of the only ones to know how to do the 'virgin' on the dance floor

This could be a movie! Ahh the script dialogue possibilities!

There is a movie lol

40 Year Old Virgin 2: The Sex Therapist Monologues

Pretty sure there logic to change that. 0 is countless, therefore, you've slept with countless people... Which then makes you easy... Don't follow my advice actually.

Should be a qualification