By WaltTheFuckDad - 01/09/2013 23:06 - United States - Salida
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He's just paranoid from all that meth he's been smoking. Shit will make ya think the Men In Black are breaking down your doors to snatch your alien cat away. Then when they do get the cat you chase them four blocks back to their hideout and try to jimmy your way back in. When you finally get it you realize they have so many cats! You search and search but you can't find your alien kitty! Someone taps you on the shoulder and asks you what you're doing, but you know they're just trying to trap you in one of their cages, so you free all the cats and rip off your shirt, while screaming obscenities at the agent. But one of them has a taser and knocks you out. Next thing ya know, you're in court for breaking into an animal rescue center... Meth not even once, or twice.. Hell the third times the charm, right? Right!?
Because Breaking Bad is the definition of Drug Dealing 101. I mean that's where I learned how.
Wow, I'm Netflixing BrBa as I'm reading your FML, and just to be fair, at this moment, if i were you, I'd at least be trying it out. :-)
It's more like you get involved in that world while watching it.. And i agree, I'm on 2nd season and it's been nothing but scary so far. What i mean, is to have a skill set that "Heisenberg" has would be so interesting, that if it were me, I'd exploit it, at least out of curiosity.
My brothers wife assumes I do drugs because I like to talk about the show. she even tried to get my brother to drug test me.