FML : Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML

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By lizzy1843 / Wednesday 26 January 2011 14:48 / United States

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By DocBastard | 38

#2009970 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:51

And vat did you do zen?

By catnip216 | 0

#2009827 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:04

FYL for having a zen garden when you own a cat.

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By Ranora | 9

#2009795 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 18:58

Your cat pissed in what?! ...

Quasar55_fml | 18

#2009806 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:01

a japanese rock garden. Google it

ilikepie789 | 0

#2011605 - Thursday 27 January 2011 5:43

ydi for having a zen garden. and a cat.

whatup360 | 1

#2011689 - Thursday 27 January 2011 6:14

actually it originated in china

Cjw1220 | 0

#2012381 - Thursday 27 January 2011 11:57

67, Shut up. Cats are the shiz.

deerescu | 1

#2015957 - Friday 28 January 2011 9:07

lol!

HowAreYouToday | 34

#3358451 - Wednesday 28 September 2011 4:48

His zen garden...

razor417 | 0

#3870241 - Thursday 12 January 2012 6:32

at least OP found piss...

By aryan_chris | 0

#2009814 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:02

That is horrible FYL

i_wuz_nver_here | 31

#2011797 - Thursday 27 January 2011 7:09

the correct answer is that this is fucking hilarious.

By nuhuh | 1

#2009822 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:03

did it throw off your

neal001 | 0

#3883594 - Saturday 14 January 2012 17:54

Did you turn it into a river?

By catnip216 | 0

#2009827 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:04

FYL for having a zen garden when you own a cat.

By Aerious | 0

#2009830 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:06

LOL this isn't funny at all.

Sirin_fml | 46

#2009881 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:23

Hahahah! I didn't actually laugh, but you know, I was bored.

Aerious | 0

#2010144 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 20:54

:[ I always do "LOL." Most people I talk too use it whenever versus the actual meaning.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#2010246 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 21:50

"LOL" means more than "lol"... people just put "lol" to symbolize a smile. Well, at least I do... lol

UpsidedownKayak | 9

#2010263 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 21:57

@ #40 / lol = laugh out loud. This is a smile --> :)

skwisgaar62 | 0

#2010506 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 22:59

#42 FTW

Alexxx125 | 0

#2011713 - Thursday 27 January 2011 6:25

42=win

GavinRoskamp | 0

#2011865 - Thursday 27 January 2011 8:08

I lolled.

coolkid_matt | 11

#2011994 - Thursday 27 January 2011 9:18

#42 win :D

13Lina97 | 0

#2373804 - Tuesday 19 April 2011 18:16

lol = little old ladies.

By Calyx_fml | 21

#2009832 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:07

By ulicksam | 0

#2009856 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:12

You own a cat. You own a zen garden. YDI.

By vomitknife | 0

#2009862 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:14

Have to agree with #10, a zen garden looks like a toilet to a cat.

iloveloosy12 | 0

#2010749 - Thursday 27 January 2011 0:32

the cat was meditating in it's giant fancy litterbox

By iamchuck | 0

#2009897 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:27

Thats something special to meditate on.

By Calyx_fml | 21

#2009908 - Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:31

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