Kids: Gold digger

Gold digger

By itswhateverr - 03/05/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old granddaughter was sitting on my lap, playing with the rings on my fingers. After a moment, she pointed to a gold ring with many jewels and said, "When you die, can I have that one?" FML

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By AddictiveAddicted - 29/06/2015 02:02 - United States - Denver

Today, I found an unfamiliar ring in my purse. Thinking it was fake, I gave it to a little girl. Thanks to my mother, I later found out that the ring was my grandmother's and it was made of gold and had a real ruby. My mother added that my grandmother trusted me to keep it in our family. FML

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Shiny shiny

By me! - 25/03/2021 17:01

Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML

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You deserved it 183

By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 02:01

Today, my 6-year-old son was being charming by smiling and batting his eyelashes at me. When I asked him, "What?" he replied, "When you die, can I have your hair?" FML

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You deserved it 177

By blah! - 08/12/2013 13:19 - United States - Newington

Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML

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Priorities

By Anonymous - 14/03/2022 00:01

Today, my 6 year-old son came up to me and asked "Dad, when you're dead, will you give me your wallet ?" FML

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You deserved it 139

My precious

By machismo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

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You deserved it 45 905

By fmal - 07/05/2009 03:47 - United States

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML

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You deserved it 8 883

By off the family - 17/06/2018 20:30

Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML

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You deserved it 397

By Anon. - 28/03/2009 08:07 - United States

Today, for my girlfriend's birthday, I got her an external hard drive and my grandmother's engagement ring. When she opened both boxes, I took her hand and looked deep in her eyes and told her to pick whichever she wanted. She took the external hard drive, even though she already has one. FML

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You deserved it 14 600

By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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philadelphianus 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:41

sometimes say things like that to my mom but i'm old enough that she knows i'm not entirely serious.. you should give it to her when you die and it'll mean the world to her and she'll remember how she wanted it since she was a little girl

esagalyn 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:41

Hahaha that is just too funny. Don't take it too hard, little girls love shiny sparkly things.

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dudewithface 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:38

FIRST!

GiddyXD 0

Monday 2 August 2010 14:15

c'mon she's only 6!

esagalyn 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:41

Hahaha that is just too funny. Don't take it too hard, little girls love shiny sparkly things.

tylahgrace 12

Saturday 20 February 2010 14:24

classic hahaha

6969awesome 0

Saturday 1 May 2010 15:39

y are old people on FML? it's not right

megamandude455 10

Sunday 30 May 2010 19:54

hey 139, are you a twin?

megamandude455 10

Sunday 30 May 2010 20:01

142, why do old people know about FML

cupcakemonster10_fml 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 3:38

win :)

fmltodaface 0

Friday 1 April 2011 6:40

dude thats someones playercard in black ops lol his name is jack?

philadelphianus 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:41

lady4 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:49

LMAO.. SORRY.. BUT REMEMBER SHE'S JUST A KID.

Ellery_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:53

Aww, I said that to my grandma when I was a kid.

eduardocwc 4

Wednesday 2 January 2013 22:32

Did u get it?

Madalena_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:56

You gotta agree , this is kinda cute !

plethora 3

Sunday 3 May 2009 12:04

Kids say the darndest things. My mama jokes about that all the time, though: "I love that necklace you're wearing." "You can have it when I die". Learn to laugh!

almosted 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 12:27

You can't really give her the ring if you're dead. But yeah, that's great.

chili_is_good 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 0:21

It's called a will

amelinat 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 12:27

Is this the same 6 year old that told her mum she wouldnt even cry when she learnt that shed be off to stay with her favourite aunt & uncle? It must be Akward Moments with Children week.