By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
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cucuto89 0

sounds like she kinda killed the moment

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Avenger_fml 0

I would have been turned on If my boyfriend grabbed me like that, but the hair thing,eww, I hope you washed your hair after that!

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Avenger_fml 0

Whoops nevermind! The OP said PRETENDING so he acually wasn't MUNCHING On it so it wasn't that bad! Jeez stop whining (:

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Layneebby 0

haha i totally agree. I love when my bf does stuff like that, its so cute. I think she ruined the moment by just getting up when he apparently wasn't done cuddling. Most girls would kill for a boyfriend who doesn't want to let go.

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666midnight 0

Haha that's so cute! Ima do that one day now

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puhffft 0

Hahaha, agreed. He's awesome. OP, if you don't want him, pass him here.

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lmmmr 0

Your boyfriend is awesome. You are lame.

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genius_man16 0

Sounds like your boyfriend needs to get a girl who actually appreciates his spontaneity and cuteness.

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F_M_L_y0 0

I agree completely! I would have thought that that was adorable! He obviously was just messing around. This is def not an FML or YDI

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marcolin 0

agreed too! He's funny and awesome, I wish I had a girlfriend with whom I cud do that to without being afraid she breaks up lol

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DizzyDemon0 9

Okay..i'm lost...WHY IS THIS ON HERE?!?! I always will do stuff to my girlfriend like this..she loves it.. What happened to when girls enjoyed guys being silly and loving and attempting to be cute??

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Entity4Infinity 0

Hahaha you know I just moderated your boyfriends fml.... today i read an fml my girlfriend posted about me acting like a koala and latching onto her.. i thought it was cute. fml. wow you will get a talking to later... now i can say fyl cuz u might lose something good it was cute not an fml. btw i voted yes.

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ididitmyself 0

oh no! out of all the ASSHOLE guy out there, your boyfriend is sweet and likes you and isn't afraid of being goofy and himself around you.

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Gwenhyvar 3

I love when my fiancée does stuff like that!

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Icalasari 0

Heh. That IS cute. Sounds like something I would try doing to my girlfriend, actually. Although I would nibble her ear instead :3

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percussion_12 0

I agree completely. Most girls would kill for a guy like that, and she should appreciate what she has.

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shes_gottahaveit 0

Girls DO like this kind of thing. The OP is just a bitch.

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notlovingit 0

i agree that is the cutest thing

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Rosalind_fml 0

Agreed. It's really cute if you think about it. :3

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CheshireAna 0

This. That's actually kind of super adorable.

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soulsfirefly 8

183: Seriously. **** the boyfriend's life for having such a humourless girlfriend!

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His_Phoenix 0

I completely agree. It was original besides so it was rather adorable.

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Elsan_fml 4

New ending for MLIG: "I'm sure then I heard God and Jesus laugh. MLIG"

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sucks_at_life 0

haha sounds like something my boyfriend would do i love that stuff :]

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Entity4Infinity 0

yeah ... and the funny part is he thinks so himself... after he saw this he posted one himself about reading his g/f's post.

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wikoO 0

jajajajajajajaja i laughed so hard!

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Marcus86 0

Im sure he wasnt actually eating her hair. just chewing something doesnt mean he was eating.

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Aarana 0

I think that would be awesome! So Adorable.

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syd_schs 0

awhh that's cut not fml....ur stupid for thinking it is...wth?

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empress1750 0

double agree ^_^

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stormer461 13

I'm surprised no one noticed that this is from cheer up emo kid.

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mcchick44 3

Something my boyfriend would do... and I love it!

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thethingthatshou 4

you should tell him about the part where the koala gets stoned off the leaves, falls out of the tree and dies

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WRYCsc13 9

I have one that never wants to let me go and he always wants to cuddle :)

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Grimmerie 31

exactly! i do this to my girlfriend all the time and she loves it.

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Bbhd05 0

Maybe she's like the sailor from family guy with trees for her arms & legs

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clintnau 0

ya he would of pissed on your hair instead of try to eat it lol

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redbluegreen 40

It'd be more hilarious/FML worthy if he said "I'mma shark and you're a baby seal! Omnomnom!"

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happy_me 0

that would still be completely adorable :3

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fizledizledazle 0

lmbo! YOU TWO ARE HILARIOUS, I laughed so hard!

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DuhthatsObvious 0

That's so cute, not an FML. But YDI for having hair that resembles leaves and skin that feels like bark.

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MastaHorse 0

i think its cute. just as cute as when the guy peed on his girlfriend to "mark his territory".

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copyrightbeckerz 0

Because the OP doesn't know how to have fun. Apparently. I think what he did just oozes cuteness, however. >3!

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ccreel6800 0

hahahaha. this is my favorite fml now.

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mommyKagu 0

thats really a sweet gesture, it just means he'd be unable to survive without you! definitely not a fml, more like ilml -i love my life for those who can't read txt speak-

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ArtandLove 0

I agree. If this had happened to me I would have put it on ilmyl...

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