Today, while driving during rush hour, I was singing so loudly that some jackass in the car next to me felt he should get my attention by throwing a wadded-up McDonald's bag through my open window, hitting me in the face with it, and telling me to shut up. FML
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Nordrag
| 26
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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wlddog
| 14
(The next FML)
Today I was stuck in traffic. The jackass next to me was screaming in their car so loudly I couldn't hear my own radio. It went on for so long I couldn't take it and I snapped. After wadding up my paper bag from breakfast I threw it at their window to get their attention. Their window was down and I hit them in the face. But with traffic still jammed up I was forced to just sit next to their and stare. The awkwardness was so thick after that you could cut it with a knife. FML.
Today I was stuck in traffic. The jackass next to me was screaming in their car so loudly I couldn't hear my own radio. It went on for so long I couldn't take it and I snapped. After wadding up my paper bag from breakfast I threw it at their window to get their attention. Their window was down and I hit them in the face. But with traffic still jammed up I was forced to just sit next to their and stare. The awkwardness was so thick after that you could cut it with a knife. FML.
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thatkidhesh
| 11
if you sing with your window down you have to expect a reaction from your audience. YDI OP.
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ositoakaluis
| 16
I guess the guy wasn't loving it ba ba ba ba
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CTMPandemonium
| 16
OP, I think you took it a little top far. I mean:
“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
But in rush hour traffic everyone is already tense and on edge. YDI for not rolling your window up, BUT also FYL for getting hit in the face with litter for living live.
“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
But in rush hour traffic everyone is already tense and on edge. YDI for not rolling your window up, BUT also FYL for getting hit in the face with litter for living live.
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thatkidhesh
| 11
should have been hit with a banana peel. at least that shit is biodegradable.
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bfsd42
| 20
49, no need for the hatred.
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knoxxx
| 22
Right, 78, except for the need to take care of our changing environment so it's still habitable for the species that live on this planet, including humans.
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tragicnightmare
| 15
Personally, I don't see anything wrong with what OP did. Singing in the car with the window down is fine! It is not that different from when people blast their stereos, is it (you hear that just as much)? Sure, I guess OP might have been seen as obnoxious and annoying but there isn't really anything wrong with what they did.
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leogachi
| 15
The other guy could have rolled his window up to avoid hearing OP because it works both ways.
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DocBastard
| 38
I hope you checked for bag fries! There are always a few that escape to the bottom of the bag. They're like a little gift at the end of your meal. Just when you think you're done and there's nothing left to enjoy...
POOF! Bag fries!
POOF! Bag fries!
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Nordrag
| 26
In reverse of that, whataburger has a picture of fries on their damn papers in their trays and I fall for it every time where I go to grab the loose fry and realize I'm all out.
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Treveyon56
| 14
You're not alone there. Fuck you Whatabuger!
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lulubelles
| 33
#2 those extra ones in the bottom of the bag are called consolation fries
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dontpanic_fml
| 32
OP does not deserve bag fries.
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CrookedCook
| 14
I actually eat those bottom fries first before I start my meal.
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purebliss_fml
| 19
I'm gonna guess he was not lovin' it?
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The_Water_Ninja
| 9
~BA Da BA BA BA
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rivaraven
| 35
Next time close your windows or don't sing that loudly, then people won't get offended.
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BlowinChronic
| 18
They don't really get offended, just annoyed.
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LissaMccracken
| 23
Haha offended. Yeah, when I hear someone singing bad, I get really offended. How dare they? Off with their heads!
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teamo2192
| 4
if i wanted to sing in my car with my window down i'm gonna do it reguardless of how other people feel about it. they can roll their window up just as well as i can
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liltwistism
| 12
#81 fuck you
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_Adog2645
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81, good for you?
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buddy51
| 23
Pot, meet kettle!
You, sir, are the jackass!
Just be glad he didn't sing "we will we will rock you!" and bean you with a rock....YDI for being an inconsiderate oaf!!
You, sir, are the jackass!
Just be glad he didn't sing "we will we will rock you!" and bean you with a rock....YDI for being an inconsiderate oaf!!
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Yourecho
| 13
Let this be a lesson to never sing in the car again with your windows open.
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golden_warrior
| 23
I hope you took that shit and threw it back at his face. In addition, you should have drove beside him the whole way and sang louder.
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Mizzesbestie
| 13
Thats something I would do lol
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RodzillaX
| 30
Sorry about the wrapper OP. Keep practicing.
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newyorkcityguy
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Why was this comment thumbed down so much? I hate this website's community.
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RodzillaX
| 30
Me too pal.
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Joe9024
| 20
Get out of the car and make him eat the bag!
Or take some singing lessons.. Both are rewarding.
Or take some singing lessons.. Both are rewarding.
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Zimmington
| 21
Did you check the bag? Maybe there was a McDouble in it. A reward for your serenade.
POOF! Bag fries!