But you're not the first dumbass to say that

The amount of thumbs down on this are going to be glorious. Delete your account, dye your hair, get plastic surgery. You're not going to want to be remembered being the 'first' guy.

16 it's a shame because the mods will just remove the comment, meaning he lives to comment another day :(

Get off of FML, and never come back.

A little over dramatic aren't we? Seriously it's a comment I think you guys need to get over it.

No one appreciates those comments.

Thank you mods!

Nooo now I can't thumb it down!

1 - you're high as shit bro

DAMNIT. Now the rest of us will never know what we were going to thumb down!

So. Probably gonna get thumbed down for asking, but I can't see 1's comment. What'd it say?

It was a "First!!!1!1!!1!1!!" comment

42- oh. Makes sense.

Lol at the kids getting into hysterics over a "bad" first comment. Why bother treating it like its an international crisis? It doesn't matter, lol. I agree with 27.

Dude your picture makes you look like your on drugs!!!!

Ohhh I see... I was wondering Wth he wrote that could've gotten so much negativity. Should've seen it coming... ppl who care excessively over such a comment need to get a life. I don't really like them either, waste of my brain cells even glimpsing at those comments, but it's not a big deal~

I doubt it.

American Dad reference?

Yes, yes it is 51 :)

I didn't get it.

I don't know, I think rats are cuter

there both disgusting!

37, where is so disgusting!?

ugly, scary, worthless.

43- You don't see it!? It's right their!

50-Their what!? THEIR WHAT?!?!? I can't take the suspe-- *Head explodes*

Actually, mice are scavengers. They pick up whatever you don't eat. And domesticated mice are actually pretty cute in my opinion. Rats are just bigger mice. On a semi-related topic, it's weird reading this while watching Tom and Jerry.

50, You mean right they're, in that other corner!? Or over their on the couch!?

their they're there guys, your making fun of you're very own FML commenters. i think yew guys need two stop.

Butt than theirs nothing to laugh about! I knead my daily dose of laughter!

I hate when I have to deal with some people who lose their temper easily and accuse others!

No worries, Professor Meowington will catch him and have him for dinner

Haha that landlord is pretty smart. Instead of spending money for an exterminator he flips it around on you, and accuses you of having a pet. Lol what a boss.

Landlords are also big on procrastinating.

Right. Because people always complain about the pets that they aren't allowed to have to their landlords.

We kinda got that. But thanks for sharing.

Captain Obvious strikes again.

Don't fuck with Captain Obvious, 82. He has lasers.

And he has his trusty sidekick, Sergeant Sarcasm!

I don't think your landlord understands what a pet deposit is...

No just capture it and put it in his car. XD

Then put some cheese in the seat, right where his crotch would be when he sits.

12, I highly recommend fruit flies for that kind of mischief.

Kill the mouse, pick it up and throw it in his face

That's when you lose your place to live...

No you put it in house!

8 - Not only did your comment make your sound like a neanderthal, the mouse is already in OP's house, in case you missed that fact.

Good reference! Great movie!

Hehe, love that movie! :D

We all know that the book was better than the movie