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Monday 24 June 2013

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Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML

#20755309
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On 06/30/2013 at 12:36am - health - by TooYoungForThis - Canada

Today, my mom signed me up for a swimming class to show my sister there's nothing to be afraid of. Considering I'm 17, I assumed I'd be in an advanced class. Instead, I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as my little sister cheers me on from the steps. FML

#20758869
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On 07/01/2013 at 10:37pm - misc - by AwkwardPotato - United States (California)

Today, after working at my job for months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship after he told me he loved me. FML

#20751768
64 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 1:23am - work - by unknown relationship - United States (Illinois)

Today, a drunk driver drove his car through my mailbox. He got pissed, started yelling, and threatened to sue me for "putting the mailbox in the middle of the road". If my front lawn is a road, I'm going to have some serious issues. FML

#20754226
63 comments

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On 06/29/2013 at 12:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my co-worker thought it would be funny to tell her husband that she cheated on him with me. I'm scared to death and I don't dare to go out by myself. FML

#20754723
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On 06/29/2013 at 6:19pm - misc - by unluckydude - Colombia (Boyaca)

Today, I had to explain to a coworker that "the little red X" next to the email title she's been pushing out of curiosity is actually the delete button. Then, I had to restore the dozen emails she'd deleted even after I told her to stop. She's a manager. I stock shelves for a living. FML

#20758316
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On 07/01/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met my biological father for the first time. He seemed to be slightly intoxicated from the outset, and less than half an hour later, he had tried to intimidate me into "loaning" him several hundred euros for reasons he wouldn't tell me. So long, "dad". FML

#20750358
60 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 1:35pm - misc - by brigitte (woman) - France (Picardie)

Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprise when I caught him stealing money from my sister's bedroom. FML

#20743925
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On 06/24/2013 at 1:38am - money - by pumboc (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML

#20747907
59 comments

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On 06/26/2013 at 3:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was doing a little victory jig after finally sending out the last of the invitation cards for my wedding when I realised that I had forgotten to put the date of the event on them. FML

#20749970
55 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 8:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

#20757992
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On 07/01/2013 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I hid my parents' booze since I'd always thought their shitty behavior was due to drinking too much. Turns out they're just assholes. FML

#20756642
46 comments

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On 06/30/2013 at 7:48pm - misc - by Acidic Donut - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was bored so I began to try to convince my boyfriend that Albert Einstein was actually African-American, and that he painted himself white so he would be accepted as a scientist. Due to his competitive nature, he replied, "I already knew that babe." FML

#20745866
38 comments

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On 06/25/2013 at 2:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)



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