By the critic - 18/06/2012 10:22 - Canada - Saint Catharines

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Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 308
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Just find one that's all sex and no story. I don't like it when they talk anyways.

Don't worry, you'll find somebody, everyone eventually does.

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erockinthesuburb 17

Sorry, but the Cohen brothers don't direct pornos...

tpm45 25

Porno acting does suck... Pun intended.

Don't worry, you'll find somebody, everyone eventually does.

FMLandurstoo 9

If only op was a female... Then I could hook him up with this plumber I know. He's great at going to girls' houses and fixing their tubing!

I watch porn for the acting. It's pretty intense, everyones always literal xD.

TwiztedYuri 9

I like watching porn cause the acting is so off. its what I do when I'm bored.

Find a girlfriend or a decent actor?

MerrikBarbarian 9

I don't actually understand how people get off on porn. I can't take it seriously with the acting. The only porn I enjoy is the parody stuff which is intentionally bad... Which is fun to laugh at. :p

I imagine the naked people doing the dirty has something to do with it, 59. A willful suspension of disbelief so you can skeet-skeet, as it were.

MerrikBarbarian 9

62- I'm a woman so... ;) I'm fairly sure I can't skeet

I'm a woman too, but skeeting is in the **** of the be-jill-er.

And until you find someone, why not go by mental images of your ex girlfriends and hook ups?

queen_awks 16

That doesn't really help his problem with being single...

Your icon is dumb.. Post tits?

Getting a hooker is a good idea of he wants some STD. But it doesn't solve him bring single or hating the bad acting in porn.

23 your icon means platypus not turtle and awkward is a completely different sign

37, you have obviously never seen the "awkward turtle" sign, or you would have refrained from commenting.

Rugby players are the answers to all our problems.

linkinpark98 23

Sure, if he wants an STD or AIDS. Be safe people!

minus20 4

Post tits :)

A7X_LoVeee 10

Forever alone

Which you obviously are not, by the amazing intelligence you must possess. Any other idea is preposterous.

A7X_LoVeee 10

I realize my comment was stupid. Oh well. Now, funny of you to stay something like that with your profile. A bit obsessed I would say.

Fishinaddict22 1

35- I wish I could thumb up your comment 50 more times lol. I would concur.

tpm45 25

My profile pic is very appropriate for this situation...

Why didn't you try to meet someone during that time?? I mean, you can't really forget that you are single.

It's not that easy.

5- How do you know they didn't? As well, they could have had other things going on in their life that made it impossible to attempt to find someone.

That's pretty bad got to a bar and pick up a lady

Have you ever heard of commas and full stops?

Someone needs to get a life :/

Chad doesn't need a life; it's you who needs an education, hombré.

Ya you seriously need a life quit worrying about my grammar on the Internet are you that bored ?

Well, it seems to be you're too worried about their worrying to me.

AnyaS 19

Don't watch the pornos that start out with a story plot that builds up to the sex then.

Dr0reos 8

Like grandma always says. "Ya dont watch porno for the actin"

Quit wasting time on porn? Just sayin'....

GVirdi 11

It's either porn or go have some play time with random girls

"I'm through with pornography The acting is lame The action is tame Explicitly dull Arousal anulled"

It's all about the storyline

And not the fact that youre topless. Fml isn't a dating site, kiddo.

Bonzer 2

I don't think he has any pants either.

Not sure he plays ball for that team...

tough crowd..

Just find one that's all sex and no story. I don't like it when they talk anyways.

Or when they repeat the same crap like a broken record. And the guys need to learn to shut the fuck up... Porn is where cinematic ambition and skill go to die.

BehindU 5

10- I like how you said that and your a teacher.

shalata 2

Sexy teacher porno

107- Everyone needs a little sexy time.

107- how does it matter?

KingCeltic77 18

If only I had a teacher like you, I would never cut.

if only there were more women out there like yourself :) i cannot stand boring women in the bedroom

sharod101 5

Agreed

KingCeltic77 18

girl that watches porn. wow

127- it's really not that uncommon.

There is a lot of women that enjoy watching porn.

prettyvolatile 3

I wish I knew a few...