By Godi - 10/12/2009 19:00 - United States

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Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 734
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Wow..... take the ring back and dump her ass

your girlfriend is now a blinged up, cheating whore with a grotty vagina.

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Wow..... take the ring back and dump her ass

that's why you don't get into relationships with a hooker.

That should be a song or something.

your girlfriend is now a blinged up, cheating whore with a grotty vagina.

Grotty vagina. I love the word choice

STDs: The gift that keeps on giving! Merry Christmas

tell everyone that she has it. take your ring back

You should have given her a pubic zirconium instead.

worthy comment of +10 hilarity

LOL ur comments are always so funny.. But did you get that from shanaynay?? lol if u dont know what it is then nvm

omg I love shanaynay

I see what you did there

What a bitch. i would slap the taste out of her mouth.

ok-here's what you do. wait a week, call her back and tell her you tested positive for HIV. it really wont fix nothing but it will be funny for awhile. once that wears off go put sugar in her gas tank, and take a baseball bat to the dude she cheated with

That was Epic, Perdix.

That Makes So Mad. id kick her ass.

I'd slap that bitch , fyl indeed