By Evra - 16/04/2015 05:04 - United States

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Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML
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Charles900 16

I'd give him an "A" for effort.

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Mauskau 35

Well no, they humped instead of sucking.

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Isandri 29

true that, my ex bf wouldn't ever care abt my pleasure so.. its very nice of your husband OP :)

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cristy91 33

Yeah, that's true, but there's other ways to satisfy. Next time just say oops, laugh, and use the other skills rather than keep trying

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Llama_Face89 33

101- at least part of the reason

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Zebediabolical 39

I always thought it was the thought that counted more.

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Charles900 16

I'd give him an "A" for effort.

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Wizardo 33

"D" for execution though.

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Ilmoran 20

But the execution didn't contain enough D.

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lnheritance 19

I give the man an A. OP shouldn't really complain about it though, men aren't made to last longer than women.

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invadermaythe1st 35

I think it didn't have enough S, but then that's my opinion ;o

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Daevas 18

But he most likely got a 'J' instead xD

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Miss_Whipped 43

Stop with the goddamn alphabet. Please.

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Eyeslick 33

No the problem is that it's not hard;)

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paintedchocolate 30

Well, you gotta at least appreciate the thought.

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gc327072 30

Don't be so tough on him, he's only trying to please you…

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mattrd_fml 31

no, she waited 7 minutes to call him out on it.

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