By Evra - 16/04/2015 05:04 - United States

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 196
You deserved it 6 101

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Charles900 16

I'd give him an "A" for effort.

it's the tbought that counts.


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Well no, they humped instead of sucking.

Well sucking may have been involved

It's a hard-knock life for you

wasnt for about seven minutes

More like a soft-knock

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

He was trying so hard to please u..

Seems like he wasn't trying very hard at all

*hard not life ;p

At least he tried though

true that, my ex bf wouldn't ever care abt my pleasure so.. its very nice of your husband OP :)

Yeah, that's true, but there's other ways to satisfy. Next time just say oops, laugh, and use the other skills rather than keep trying

31, good thing he's an ex then.

Probably why he's your ex right?

Llama_Face89 33

101- at least part of the reason

it's the tbought that counts.

I always thought it was the thought that counted more.

Charles900 16

I'd give him an "A" for effort.

Wizardo 33

"D" for execution though.

But the execution didn't contain enough D.

I give the man an A. OP shouldn't really complain about it though, men aren't made to last longer than women.

I think it didn't have enough S, but then that's my opinion ;o

But that's an "easy A"

But he most likely got a 'J' instead xD

Leprekhaun 14

F for 'flacid'

Stop with the goddamn alphabet. Please.

No the problem is that it's not hard;)

Well, you gotta at least appreciate the thought.

Don't be so tough on him, he's only trying to please you…

She should be softer on him...

no, she waited 7 minutes to call him out on it.

Llama_Face89 33

Read, dude.