FML : Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven...

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Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Evra - / Thursday 16 April 2015 05:04 / United States

Intimacy

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By Charles900 | 16

#6264374 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:07

I'd give him an "A" for effort.

By tehman117 | 21

#6264372 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:06

it's the tbought that counts.

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By Nat3_2020 | 16

#6264368 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:04

That's gotta suck?

Mauskau | 35

#6264388 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:18

Well no, they humped instead of sucking.

saizml | 9

#6265683 - Saturday 18 April 2015 1:34

Well sucking may have been involved

By fifi125 | 21

#6264369 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:05

It's a hard-knock life for you

thatguynamedsky | 32

#6264370 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:05

wasnt for about seven minutes

BlondePsycho | 43

#6264379 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:13

More like a soft-knock

1PersonIsMyWorld | 22

#6264908 - Friday 17 April 2015 5:09

He was trying so hard to please u..

teentee401 | 36

#6264953 - Friday 17 April 2015 6:15

Seems like he wasn't trying very hard at all

AcieMcG | 21

#6265969 - Saturday 18 April 2015 9:25

*hard not life ;p

By NicholasLanier | 12

#6264371 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:06

At least he tried though

Isandri | 29

#6264409 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:49

true that, my ex bf wouldn't ever care abt my pleasure so.. its very nice of your husband OP :)

cristy91 | 33

#6264484 - Thursday 16 April 2015 18:15

Yeah, that's true, but there's other ways to satisfy. Next time just say oops, laugh, and use the other skills rather than keep trying

sturschaedel | 27

#6264494 - Thursday 16 April 2015 18:43

31, good thing he's an ex then.

bgodbold | 7

#6264914 - Friday 17 April 2015 5:16

Probably why he's your ex right?

Llama_Face89 | 33

#6268507 - Tuesday 21 April 2015 1:16

101- at least part of the reason

By tehman117 | 21

#6264372 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:06

it's the tbought that counts.

Zebediabolical | 36

#6264470 - Thursday 16 April 2015 17:45

I always thought it was the thought that counted more.

By Charles900 | 16

#6264374 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:07

I'd give him an "A" for effort.

Wizardo | 33

#6264396 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:25

"D" for execution though.

Ilmoran | 19

#6264404 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:35

But the execution didn't contain enough D.

lnheritance | 19

#6264464 - Thursday 16 April 2015 17:26

I give the man an A. OP shouldn't really complain about it though, men aren't made to last longer than women.

invadermaythe1st | 35

#6264528 - Thursday 16 April 2015 19:04

I think it didn't have enough S, but then that's my opinion ;o

WhoCouldIBe | 11

#6264560 - Thursday 16 April 2015 19:32

But that's an "easy A"

Daevas | 18

#6264659 - Thursday 16 April 2015 22:33

But he most likely got a 'J' instead xD

Leprekhaun | 14

#6264675 - Thursday 16 April 2015 23:06

F for 'flacid'

Miss_Whipped | 41

#6265029 - Friday 17 April 2015 9:22

Stop with the goddamn alphabet. Please.

Pep010 | 2

#6265081 - Friday 17 April 2015 11:31

FitFriday | 32

#6265310 - Friday 17 April 2015 18:30

0x48656C6C6F | 13

#6680607 - Monday 29 August 2016 19:34

By Eyeslick | 31

#6264375 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:09

No the problem is that it's not hard;)

By paintedchocolate | 30

#6264376 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:09

Well, you gotta at least appreciate the thought.

By gc327072 | 29

#6264377 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:09

Don't be so tough on him, he's only trying to please you…

LOLouis_fml | 24

#6264563 - Thursday 16 April 2015 19:34

She should be softer on him...

By mattrd_fml | 31

#6264380 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:13

no, she waited 7 minutes to call him out on it.

By Llama_Face89 | 33

#6264381 - Thursday 16 April 2015 15:14

Read, dude.

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