Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML
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Charles900
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I'd give him an "A" for effort.
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tehman117
| 21
it's the tbought that counts.
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Nat3_2020
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Mauskau
| 35
Well no, they humped instead of sucking.
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saizml
| 9
Well sucking may have been involved
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fifi125
| 21
It's a hard-knock life for you
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thatguynamedsky
| 32
wasnt for about seven minutes
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BlondePsycho
| 43
More like a soft-knock
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1PersonIsMyWorld
| 22
He was trying so hard to please u..
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teentee401
| 36
Seems like he wasn't trying very hard at all
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AcieMcG
| 21
*hard not life ;p
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NicholasLanier
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At least he tried though
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Isandri
| 29
true that, my ex bf wouldn't ever care abt my pleasure so.. its very nice of your husband OP :)
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cristy91
| 33
Yeah, that's true, but there's other ways to satisfy. Next time just say oops, laugh, and use the other skills rather than keep trying
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sturschaedel
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31, good thing he's an ex then.
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bgodbold
| 7
Probably why he's your ex right?
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Llama_Face89
| 33
101- at least part of the reason
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tehman117
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it's the tbought that counts.
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Zebediabolical
| 37
I always thought it was the thought that counted more.
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Charles900
| 16
I'd give him an "A" for effort.
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Wizardo
| 33
"D" for execution though.
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Ilmoran
| 19
But the execution didn't contain enough D.
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lnheritance
| 19
I give the man an A. OP shouldn't really complain about it though, men aren't made to last longer than women.
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invadermaythe1st
| 35
I think it didn't have enough S, but then that's my opinion ;o
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WhoCouldIBe
| 11
But that's an "easy A"
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Daevas
| 18
But he most likely got a 'J' instead xD
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Leprekhaun
| 14
F for 'flacid'
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Miss_Whipped
| 42
Stop with the goddamn alphabet. Please.
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Pep010
| 2
K.
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FitFriday
| 32
Y
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0x48656C6C6F
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S
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Eyeslick
| 31
No the problem is that it's not hard;)
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paintedchocolate
| 30
Well, you gotta at least appreciate the thought.
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gc327072
| 29
Don't be so tough on him, he's only trying to please you…
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LOLouis_fml
| 24
She should be softer on him...
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mattrd_fml
| 31
no, she waited 7 minutes to call him out on it.
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Llama_Face89
| 33
Read, dude.