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You are now a certified FML member
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You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
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You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
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It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
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Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
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There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Yes you're correct! But let me Somme a little light on the subject(warning my reply includes religion so if you're just going to hate....just don't read this!) Where I live there are two big universities that are well known and both are some of the top ranking schools in the United states. That's why my family has been going there for a long time, and the reason why I was hoping to be able to attend said school (plus their soccer team was interested in me).This school is very difficult to get into, and well not to toot my own horn, I easily had the after school activities and grades to get into said school. After praying about why I wasn't accepted I received the distinct impression that I need to go to the other school because I am needed there for some reason....so well I guess I'll see what that means some day. Luckily I also applied to this second school because out of the two this one has a better medical school, which applies more towards my major of choice. I also have scholarships at this second school so that's a bonus. So in the end I guess everything ends a lot better then expected.