By me - 20/04/2015 01:46 - Canada 19 5 18 24 Today, my exchange student asked me for a ride to a party at a friend's house that I didn't know about. When I said, "Oh, just let me change", she replied, "I just need the ride, you're not invited." FML I agree, your life sucks 34 407 You deserved it 3 227 Tweet Share
By failuretolaunch2 - 26/02/2015 03:31 - United States 14 8 6 55 Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I am dating a puppy. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 524 You deserved it 4 885 Tweet Share