By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 108
You deserved it 5 954

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Clearly the excitement has yet to vanish from your marriage.

For some people, jumping sheep puts them to sleep; for your husband, jumping you puts him to sleep. Sounds like a very pleasurable way to seek sleep if you are an insomniac.


Clearly the excitement has yet to vanish from your marriage.

His boner did.

wlddog 14

Or.... Or..... He was really tired. He was a trooper for trying, but eventually the human body simply stops working.

I don't understand how people get tired during sex. I never have and don't think I ever will. Haha

eric40962005 8

62 You are fucking 16 you gotta be joking

I hear his hand is quite the trooper

yeah...obviously someone young or not very occupied during the day

16 year olds can have sex... They don't get tired though that's for damn sure

chlorinegreen 27

Yeah 16 year olds can have sex, they made a whole show about it. I think it's called 16 and pregnant?

Sometimes they just get tired. I wouldn't worry too much.

Yeah op, don't take it to heart maybe he had a long day

He could have narcolepsy.

420Zombie 17

haha I think if he had narcolepsy then op would be aware of it and remain unoffended. that would be crazy if people developed narcolepsy as they aged though.

Narcolepsy does get worse as you get older...

Some people go their whole life without realizing they have narcolepsy. And in most cases, it gets worse as you get older and if you don't know you have it, you'll never get the medicine that helps keep you awake

tmmundy 17

That's true. He could possibly have narcolepsy. I am 42 and according to my doctor I may have had it for a long time, it just got worse as I aged. I didn't start falling asleep driving, talking on the phone, etc., until I was in my early 30's. So it is very possible op's husband may be narcoleptic.

WeWalkIn1D 11

Finish it tomorrow.

For some people, jumping sheep puts them to sleep; for your husband, jumping you puts him to sleep. Sounds like a very pleasurable way to seek sleep if you are an insomniac.

Jumping sheep? I've heard of counting sheep to put you to sleep. Is that like a shepherd's leap frog? (:

They jump over gates, you count them ;)

Oops yeah, I got that image after I already sent my comment. :P I feel sheepish.

perdix 29

#26, Shhh! Don't ask him too many questions! I've heard rumors about farm boys and I don't think you want to know the details. Suffice it to say that I was once in a feed store and noticed they sold Valentime's cards that said "I Love Ewe." Ick!

"ValentiMe's"? Somehow I feel there's a hidden joke in that spelling.;) Speaking of jokes: What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, Get Off My Ewe!"

perdix 29

#35, nice try! You want us all to think you are so good, but a few of us know that you are really baaaaaa-d. ;)

The amount of winky faces in this thread is TOO DAMN HIGH!

deathhill3 40


perdix 29

#45, even worse, I've used the semi-colon/close parenthesis emoticon so often, I've developed a facial tic!

Yeah, and most of the time I can't write a comment without my tongue hanging out. :P

eric40962005 8

Well get that tongue some exercise ;)

I ran into this problem, you have to find the guy with the poke flute to wake him up.

If she can put up with someone that fat on top of her, she must be a wailord.

carleybeak 21

He must be a Snorlax.

But unfortunately his flute went soft. Play on it and I bet a wild snorlax appears.

Nah. Just play with his Sudowoodo and it'll start dancing again. :P

KingCeltic77 18

You should spice up your love life then.

A dash of cayenne should do the trick

Maybe that was the problem, Ambien sex gone wrong.

challan 19

That is when you roll him over and wake his ass up. Sounds like missionary is getting kind boring op! If that doesn't work... Take maters into your own hands. Literally.

10: Challan, do you ever stop being awesome?

challan 19

I try not too, Doctor Hook.

"Dream on, dream on, dream on. Dream until your dreams come true." Did you wear him out? Maybe he just needed a little power nap. Wake him up in 20 minutes. ;)

perdix 29

Maybe if you didn't lay there stock-still and file your nails while he's banging you, he might find it exciting enough to remain awake.

13- Sounds like you know a little much about this fml, Perdix. Will you be having a chat with your wife about posting this later, or confiscating her nail file? ;) (tease!)

perdix 29

#42, for our tenth anniversary, I got her a shock collar. With a few well-timed jolts, I get her to bring out the pre-engagement maneuvers that sucked me into this man-made hell in the first place. Winky-face!