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By Anonymous / Saturday 9 March 2013 08:56 / United States
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By  Pleonasm  |  31

For some people, jumping sheep puts them to sleep; for your husband, jumping you puts him to sleep. Sounds like a very pleasurable way to seek sleep if you are an insomniac.

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I don't understand how people get tired during sex. I never have and don't think I ever will. Haha

By  happle  |  21

Sometimes they just get tired. I wouldn't worry too much.

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  420Zombie  |  17

haha I think if he had narcolepsy then op would be aware of it and remain unoffended. that would be crazy if people developed narcolepsy as they aged though.

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  Say_Hey22  |  6

Some people go their whole life without realizing they have narcolepsy. And in most cases, it gets worse as you get older and if you don't know you have it, you'll never get the medicine that helps keep you awake

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  tmmundy  |  17

That's true. He could possibly have narcolepsy. I am 42 and according to my doctor I may have had it for a long time, it just got worse as I aged. I didn't start falling asleep driving, talking on the phone, etc., until I was in my early 30's. So it is very possible op's husband may be narcoleptic.

By  Pleonasm  |  31

For some people, jumping sheep puts them to sleep; for your husband, jumping you puts him to sleep. Sounds like a very pleasurable way to seek sleep if you are an insomniac.

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  perdix  |  29

#26, Shhh! Don't ask him too many questions! I've heard rumors about farm boys and I don't think you want to know the details. Suffice it to say that I was once in a feed store and noticed they sold Valentime's cards that said "I Love Ewe." Ick!

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  Enslaved  |  36

"ValentiMe's"? Somehow I feel there's a hidden joke in that spelling.;) Speaking of jokes: What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman? Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, Get Off My Ewe!"

By  challan  |  19

That is when you roll him over and wake his ass up. Sounds like missionary is getting kind boring op! If that doesn't work... Take maters into your own hands. Literally.

By  Enslaved  |  36

"Dream on, dream on, dream on. Dream until your dreams come true." Did you wear him out? Maybe he just needed a little power nap. Wake him up in 20 minutes. ;)

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  Dracoboxer357  |  35

13- Sounds like you know a little much about this fml, Perdix. Will you be having a chat with your wife about posting this later, or confiscating her nail file? ;) (tease!)

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  perdix  |  29

#42, for our tenth anniversary, I got her a shock collar. With a few well-timed jolts, I get her to bring out the pre-engagement maneuvers that sucked me into this man-made hell in the first place. Winky-face!

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