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By Anonymous - 16/04/2015 02:41 - Australia

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2017 00:30 - Italy - Verona

Today, as I woke up, the first thing I saw was a bee on my hand. I tried not to make the slightest move, waiting for it to fly away without stinging me. The second thing I saw was my cat jumping at it. FML

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The irony stings

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML

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Fixing a hole

By NOT THE BEES - 15/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML

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Protein

By Nearly Crashed - 27/05/2013 13:42 - United States - Lake Hiawatha

Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML

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Invasion

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By sneaky1324 - 18/08/2012 07:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

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By tommy3824 - 20/08/2009 12:45 - United States

Today, was the first day all week I got to sleep in. I woke up this beautiful morning to the sun shining in my window and hundreds of carpenter ants crawling over my sheets and me. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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By Screamslikeagirl - 27/09/2016 19:17 - United States - Union City

Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML

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Top o' the mornin' to ya

By Anonymous - 29/07/2022 16:00 - United States - Littleton

Today, I woke up bright and early… because a spider crawled into my ear. FML

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abNormal62 23

Thursday 16 April 2015 11:36

A lot of people go about their days with a slight buzz on to take the edge off

Dreamsorrow93 24

Thursday 16 April 2015 11:35

You honestly should BEE more careful. If I was you, hive seen that coming. Yup, I'm not clever.

Comments

Stillo 25

Thursday 16 April 2015 11:27

If you are the same guy who had the bee in your month, I feel extra sorry for you OP! Hope the bee didn't stung your eye :o FYL!

Unrecognisable 12

Thursday 16 April 2015 11:30

Straya

nickaa827 13

Thursday 16 April 2015 20:38

what's that supposed to mean

NakedandAfraid 14

Thursday 16 April 2015 20:43

Australia ?

AndyPurdy 31

Friday 17 April 2015 3:03

it means Australia

Dreamsorrow93 24

Thursday 16 April 2015 11:35

You honestly should BEE more careful. If I was you, hive seen that coming. Yup, I'm not clever.

abNormal62 23

Thursday 16 April 2015 11:36

A lot of people go about their days with a slight buzz on to take the edge off

Steffi3 40

Thursday 16 April 2015 11:37

Means your day can only get better!

CODplayer4lyfe 24

Thursday 16 April 2015 12:06

Unless another bee flies into OP's other eye.

abbyade 21

Thursday 16 April 2015 11:38

That's alright, it's going to be a beautiful day still! Sorry about your eye

AndyPurdy 31

Thursday 16 April 2015 11:39

I hope you're ok op

cheeeksss 29

Thursday 16 April 2015 11:45

How is it that creatures can fly in so easily but can never seem to fly back out? Still, sorry about that OP. I hope you had a fabulous day.

nadene52 12

Thursday 16 April 2015 17:47

Because The wind

cheeeksss 29

Friday 17 April 2015 13:54

I guess you couldn't catch my sarcasm :|

jen1097 25

Thursday 16 April 2015 11:47

Tasty

keiNan_fml 35

Thursday 16 April 2015 12:50

how???

JustinJK 21

Thursday 16 April 2015 14:11

I totally digest food via my eye

fml510605 16

Thursday 16 April 2015 15:07

#10, you clearly need to re-read the FML. It clearly states that the bee flew into OP's EYE!!!! Not OP's mouth. I'm pretty sure that you do not digest food in your EYE.