Intimacy: Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to...

By Evra - 16/04/2015 05:04 - United States

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 248

You deserved it 6 119

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Let it all out

By Anonymous - 20/08/2021 20:01

Today, my husband shit himself a little during sex, but tried to keep going because he was "so close" and didn’t want to ruin the orgasm. I, of course, shoved him away but it was already down my leg and had stained our cream bedsheets. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 426

You deserved it 184

You've tried this before, right?

By xxxzzzooo - 02/01/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 545

You deserved it 3 800

It's a gas gas gas

By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Schertz

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 391

You deserved it 277

By KO - 12/10/2014 16:45 - United States

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 831

You deserved it 4 379

By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 900

You deserved it 3 081

By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 488

You deserved it 11 066

Starfish

By WhyBother - 21/02/2021 05:02

Today, while having sex with my husband, I was tired so a lot more of a starfish than I usually am. My husband came sooner and harder than he ever had, and declared it the best sex we've had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 120

You deserved it 323

By fmlalways - 22/01/2011 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 763

You deserved it 5 146

By naughtymommy0317 - 20/06/2013 08:47 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 101

You deserved it 5 915

By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 140

You deserved it 5 965

Charles900 16

Thursday 16 April 2015 15:07

I'd give him an "A" for effort.

tehman117 21

Thursday 16 April 2015 15:06

it's the tbought that counts.

Comments

little_one 20

Thursday 16 April 2015 15:49

7 minutes? I'd say something after 10 seconds. It's frustrating for both partners, in my experience men really want to please their lady but a half chub ain't doing it for anyone. Just be supportive and cuddle till he's ready for more fun. I'm sure this is pretty common and happens to a lot of guys at some point but nothing to be ashamed of best to be honest and find another way to make you happy. Good Luck OP

thunderniron 22

Thursday 16 April 2015 15:50

At least he tried.

MELKOZAR 27

Thursday 16 April 2015 15:56

You sure are some kind of stupid.

IreneProblems 14

Thursday 16 April 2015 16:01

I wonder how that actually works when his tent is only half pitched.

dannnngthatsux 19

Thursday 16 April 2015 22:48

half. Enough to point but loosely. If he's already in, her walls keep him from flopping around. Best advice I've seen is the 'stop and change to manual'.

RachelRHCP 23

Thursday 16 April 2015 16:07

At least he didn't pull out and tell you to go make him a sandwich or just fall asleep and leave you hanging. It's the thought that counts!

seriouslygrowup 11

Thursday 16 April 2015 16:13

the fact that he felt he needed to continue to satisfy you because of it shows me that you probably made a big deal about it before. Poor guy

isisorchid 16

Thursday 16 April 2015 16:22

At least he tried. A lot of men would've just rolled off and called it good. Don't be such a bitch.

lulinator 40

Thursday 16 April 2015 16:24

When that happens to my boyfriend, we both just laugh, and he says he'll make it up to me later. And considering a woman can have a lot of orgasms in one night of sexy time, and a man only gets one (assuming only one round in a night), who cares if this one time you didn't have one. The intimacy of the act is what's more important.