By melissa - /
Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:41 /
United States
'Have a good one'
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start. -
Friendless, or not going out tonight?
You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1 a.m. Happy New Year! -
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern. -
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator. -
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic. -
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute! -
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you. -
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see… -
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done! -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier. -
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list! -
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times. -
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature. -
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter. -
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it. -
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game. -
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
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