Intimacy: Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to...

By Evra - 16/04/2015 05:04 - United States

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2021 20:01

Today, my husband shit himself a little during sex, but tried to keep going because he was "so close" and didn’t want to ruin the orgasm. I, of course, shoved him away but it was already down my leg and had stained our cream bedsheets. FML

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You've tried this before, right?

By xxxzzzooo - 02/01/2010 17:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Schertz

Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML

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By KO - 12/10/2014 16:45 - United States

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

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By Mrs. Ned - 09/09/2015 02:00 - United States - Incline Village

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML

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By chewybarseventy - 24/08/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

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Starfish

By WhyBother - 21/02/2021 05:02

Today, while having sex with my husband, I was tired so a lot more of a starfish than I usually am. My husband came sooner and harder than he ever had, and declared it the best sex we've had. FML

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By fmlalways - 22/01/2011 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML

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By naughtymommy0317 - 20/06/2013 08:47 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2013 08:56 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML

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Charles900 16

Thursday 16 April 2015 15:07

I'd give him an "A" for effort.

tehman117 21

Thursday 16 April 2015 15:06

it's the tbought that counts.

Comments

Bragi 12

Thursday 16 April 2015 17:51

Unless this is a frequent occurance you're justa whiner, OP.

heyLaddieHey 18

Thursday 16 April 2015 18:32

At least he tried to continue? Though I'm sure it would have been better if he used other ways...

chefnoel22 11

Thursday 16 April 2015 18:43

Atleast he was trying for you!! :) better than him just stopping and leaving you to do it yourself

lulinator 40

Thursday 16 April 2015 18:59

Holy nasty you two. Someone pee in your Mini Wheats this morning?

vikky538 28

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:01

He is trying real hard even though it became soft. Kudos to the effort though

healthcarechick 9

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:18

Hahahaha that sucks lol

LadyTyger51ne 8

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:19

That means you're good lol. But he should work on that lol

healthcarechick 9

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:20

I can't believe all of the shitty comments on here!

kickyourtitsin 12

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:26

Could've just ate you out :/ Not try to pass it off like nothing happened, sorry for you OP.

A_Net_70 7

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:33

Hey at least you got sex stop complaining he tried his best

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