By Evra - 16/04/2015 05:04 - United States

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Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML
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Charles900 16

I'd give him an "A" for effort.

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sassy2085 16

He was trying give him a break. Some guys come roll over and go to sleep.

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Fraggled 5

More like "Today, I came too soon during sex. My wife hadn't finished so I kept going even though I was only half erect. She waited seven minutes before 'calling me out on it'. My wife is mad that I tried to please her in bed."

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Zebediabolical 39

This is pretty much what I took away from this FML too.

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crazycly 7

give him A for effort. I always go down first. That way. If i fire to soon. She doesnt mind. Works a treat :)

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badgercheese94 16

You sound like a bitchy wife, to be honest. I mean, come on. Sometimes sex can be awkward and uncomfortable sometimes, but to post this all online like this, pretty much publically berating him, shows some issues regarding respect in your relationship.

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amileah13 26

Hey at least he tried to make you ******. Some men would just stop and walk away

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Joshawott 21

A lot of men would have simply pulled out, said "I'm done" and went to sleep. At least he tried to keep on going for your sake.

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RedPillSucks 31

next time, tell him to use his dick instead of a noodle

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midjigirl 13

Everyone saying "at least he tried"..couldn't he have tried a different way? If he knows he's soft it's not like it's going to do much for his wife anyways. So what if he came too soon, but he could have done something effective instead of trying to keep going with a limp penis.

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