Sex and Intimacy: You've tried this before, right? - FML

You've tried this before, right?

By xxxzzzooo - 02/01/2010 17:22 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

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xGet_Over_It 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 5:38

what the hell is this? 16 year olds talking about their "boyfriends" erected penis?

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Saturday 2 January 2010 20:29

my boyfriend tries that too. by the time the tips in he's hard as a rock :)

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Saturday 2 January 2010 20:08

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Tuesday 12 January 2010 3:23

The man cant be blamed in this situation, he was obviously "unerected" for a reason...hes just a dumbass for trying to put it in.....terrible couple.

LoudAsThunder 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:36

Your name itself is an epic win.

whoisthisgirl 4

Monday 17 January 2011 2:27

it's epically stupid.

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Saturday 2 January 2010 20:10

wow..

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Saturday 2 January 2010 20:11

omg lol

dangletsbang21 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:14

epic failllll

LemonMan 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 20:14

Lmafo

KingDingALing 9

Wednesday 27 January 2010 3:17

how exactly do u "Lmafo"? do u "laugh my ass fucking off"?

jayhv 0

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Saturday 2 January 2010 20:17

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Monday 9 July 2012 3:08

Im not sure I quite understand your logic, there..

SeeBrendenBurn 0

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Saturday 2 January 2010 20:20

Seventh, and I do that with my girlfriend all of the time. It's quite fun.

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Saturday 2 January 2010 20:25

what happened after , do tell o.0

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Saturday 2 January 2010 20:27

I think you may need to have a heart to heart with him, asap!

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Saturday 2 January 2010 20:29

my boyfriend tries that too. by the time the tips in he's hard as a rock :)

alicia_was_here 3

Sunday 3 January 2010 2:48

lol he has to have contact to get hard? does he have a problem or is he just not attracted to you? my (ex) would get hard the minute he realized whats comming(:

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Monday 4 January 2010 0:26

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Thursday 1 April 2010 5:38

what the hell is this? 16 year olds talking about their "boyfriends" erected penis?

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