By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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By caroline - 06/02/2009 15:29 - United States
By remembertoday - 17/02/2016 03:12 - United States - Buffalo
By princeronron - 08/09/2015 02:02 - Switzerland - Prilly
By SpankyRaven - 30/06/2015 17:29 - Australia - Raymond Terrace
The cordial was sitting on the bench, not under the cupboard and he just thought it looked the right colour so he used it. He is a great one for having a 'boy look', can't find anything even if it's right under his nose. But he will do the dishes, so I am definitely keeping him!
By parkoursam - 10/03/2015 16:45 - United States - Chicago
Thanks for the advice lol
My boss didn't really have any control over it. When the CEO got in to work and saw how bad it was he decided to close for the first time in the 8 years I have worked there. The city didn't even issue a travel advisory for another 30 minutes after our office was closed.