By naughtymommy0317 - 20/06/2013 08:47 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML
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Did he ask if you were okay once he finished?

How kinky ^___^ next time elbow him in the balls then fake an orgasm, see how he likes it


Did he ask if you were okay once he finished?

Accidentally you say...?

Coincidence much!

Maybe he couldn't stop since he did climaxed. I'm assuming once a guy starts they can't stop.

TheElBurrrito 21

Can you stop your climax after you start?

friedpwnadge 25


They can stop wtf

#48 from what planet did you come from has guys who can stop once they've started climaxing? i personally know i can't stop once I've started

I believe the correct term is "the point of no return." Well, according to urban dictionary that is.

hooligyn123 18

I'm thinking #48 is confusing the word climax for having sex... at least I hope.

TheDrifter 23

Perhaps for 48 they're very much the same thing? In and done, like a microwave oven.

Hop on, hop off, like a city bus.

I give women the best 42 seconds of their lives. That's twice. And a short nap.

SystemofaBlink41 27

42 seconds?? Pfft! Try 15 seconds! .....wait...that's a bad thing?

Who would want to stop while climaxing anyways? I mean, I've never tried stopping and I can definitely say I don't want to.

gameofthrones_fml 12

Orgasms an sneezes are the only physiological functions that cannot be voluntarily stopped once they have started.

iLike2Teabag 27

Have you ever tried stopping mid-pee? I hear it takes years of practice.

I took an arrow to my knee - and orgasmed! I gave birth - and orgasmed! I was doing pilates - and orgasmed! Yup - kinky.

#3, I think that comment got every male user of FML visiting your profile.

How kinky ^___^ next time elbow him in the balls then fake an orgasm, see how he likes it

Why fake it? OP should elbow him when she orgasms.

If it really was an accident then I don't see how causing him pain is warranted.

And being elbowed in the balls hurts a lot more than an elbow to the face.

did he at least take care of your needs?

MsFML_ 16

He likes it rough.

More like he thinks SHE likes it rough.

Are you dating Metta World Peace?

Stop we can, stop we don't

Maybe he's secretly into S&M.

Could this be the start of a new fetish for your husband to spice up your love life?