Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML
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ddinspire6
| 10
Did he ask if you were okay once he finished?
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NeDaroft
| 5
How kinky ^___^ next time elbow him in the balls then fake an orgasm, see how he likes it
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ddinspire6
| 10
Did he ask if you were okay once he finished?
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speshlk37
| 13
Accidentally you say...?
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Jac_d_ipper
| 10
Coincidence much!
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jackiemora
| 18
Maybe he couldn't stop since he did climaxed. I'm assuming once a guy starts they can't stop.
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TheElBurrrito
| 21
Can you stop your climax after you start?
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friedpwnadge
| 25
Nope.
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B0nb0N09
| 12
They can stop wtf
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jjessen
| 20
#48 from what planet did you come from has guys who can stop once they've started climaxing? i personally know i can't stop once I've started
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desoto96
| 9
I believe the correct term is "the point of no return." Well, according to urban dictionary that is.
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hooligyn123
| 18
I'm thinking #48 is confusing the word climax for having sex... at least I hope.
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TheDrifter
| 23
Perhaps for 48 they're very much the same thing? In and done, like a microwave oven.
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raphanne_fml
| 33
Hop on, hop off, like a city bus.
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Zebediabolical
| 37
I give women the best 42 seconds of their lives.
That's twice. And a short nap.
That's twice. And a short nap.
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SystemofaBlink41
| 27
42 seconds?? Pfft! Try 15 seconds!
.....wait...that's a bad thing?
.....wait...that's a bad thing?
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Blazinthatshit
| 9
Who would want to stop while climaxing anyways? I mean, I've never tried stopping and I can definitely say I don't want to.
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gameofthrones_fml
| 12
Orgasms an sneezes are the only physiological functions that cannot be voluntarily stopped once they have started.
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iLike2Teabag
| 27
Have you ever tried stopping mid-pee? I hear it takes years of practice.
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xoamy906
| 25
Kinky.
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lennelleong
| 33
I took an arrow to my knee - and orgasmed!
I gave birth - and orgasmed!
I was doing pilates - and orgasmed!
Yup -
kinky.
I gave birth - and orgasmed!
I was doing pilates - and orgasmed!
Yup -
kinky.
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JACKxRAWR
| 22
#3, I think that comment got every male user of FML visiting your profile.
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NeDaroft
| 5
How kinky ^___^ next time elbow him in the balls then fake an orgasm, see how he likes it
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tygerarmy
| 35
Why fake it?
OP should elbow him when she orgasms.
OP should elbow him when she orgasms.
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jizzwold
| 21
If it really was an accident then I don't see how causing him pain is warranted.
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Torch15
| 9
And being elbowed in the balls hurts a lot more than an elbow to the face.
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KevinFlynn
| 13
did he at least take care of your needs?
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MsFML_
| 16
He likes it rough.
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Soninuva
| 41
More like he thinks SHE likes it rough.
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golden_warrior
| 23
Are you dating Metta World Peace?
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golden_warrior
| 23
Married to***
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dangousity
| 21
Stop we can, stop we don't
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emeraldisle
| 30
Maybe he's secretly into S&M.
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anythingmustbe
| 18
Could this be the start of a new fetish for your husband to spice up your love life?