FML : Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or...

Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By naughtymommy0317 - / Thursday 20 June 2013 08:47 / United States

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By ddinspire6 | 10

#5544208 - Thursday 20 June 2013 18:41

Did he ask if you were okay once he finished?

By NeDaroft | 5

#5544212 - Thursday 20 June 2013 18:42

How kinky ^___^ next time elbow him in the balls then fake an orgasm, see how he likes it

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By ddinspire6 | 10

#5544208 - Thursday 20 June 2013 18:41

Did he ask if you were okay once he finished?

speshlk37 | 13

#5544402 - Thursday 20 June 2013 21:00

Accidentally you say...?

Jac_d_ipper | 10

#5545351 - Friday 21 June 2013 15:30

Coincidence much!

By jackiemora | 18

#5544209 - Thursday 20 June 2013 18:42

Maybe he couldn't stop since he did climaxed. I'm assuming once a guy starts they can't stop.

TheElBurrrito | 21

#5544370 - Thursday 20 June 2013 20:25

Can you stop your climax after you start?

friedpwnadge | 25

#5544373 - Thursday 20 June 2013 20:32

Nope.

B0nb0N09 | 12

#5544388 - Thursday 20 June 2013 20:49

They can stop wtf

jjessen | 20

#5544403 - Thursday 20 June 2013 21:01

#48 from what planet did you come from has guys who can stop once they've started climaxing? i personally know i can't stop once I've started

desoto96 | 9

#5544406 - Thursday 20 June 2013 21:06

I believe the correct term is "the point of no return." Well, according to urban dictionary that is.

hooligyn123 | 18

#5544453 - Thursday 20 June 2013 21:57

I'm thinking #48 is confusing the word climax for having sex... at least I hope.

TheDrifter | 23

#5544457 - Thursday 20 June 2013 22:00

Perhaps for 48 they're very much the same thing? In and done, like a microwave oven.

raphanne_fml | 33

#5544470 - Thursday 20 June 2013 22:19

Hop on, hop off, like a city bus.

Zebediabolical | 36

#5544482 - Thursday 20 June 2013 22:33

I give women the best 42 seconds of their lives.

That's twice. And a short nap.

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#5544499 - Thursday 20 June 2013 22:55

42 seconds?? Pfft! Try 15 seconds!

.....wait...that's a bad thing?

Blazinthatshit | 9

#5544544 - Friday 21 June 2013 0:30

Who would want to stop while climaxing anyways? I mean, I've never tried stopping and I can definitely say I don't want to.

gameofthrones_fml | 12

#5544626 - Friday 21 June 2013 2:16

Orgasms an sneezes are the only physiological functions that cannot be voluntarily stopped once they have started.

iLike2Teabag | 27

#5544653 - Friday 21 June 2013 2:26

Have you ever tried stopping mid-pee? I hear it takes years of practice.

By xoamy906 | 25

#5544210 - Thursday 20 June 2013 18:42

Kinky.

lennelleong | 31

#5544506 - Thursday 20 June 2013 23:05

I took an arrow to my knee - and orgasmed!
I gave birth - and orgasmed!
I was doing pilates - and orgasmed!
Yup -
kinky.

JACKxRAWR | 22

#5544592 - Friday 21 June 2013 1:31

#3, I think that comment got every male user of FML visiting your profile.

By NeDaroft | 5

#5544212 - Thursday 20 June 2013 18:42

How kinky ^___^ next time elbow him in the balls then fake an orgasm, see how he likes it

tygerarmy | 35

#5544326 - Thursday 20 June 2013 19:51

Why fake it?
OP should elbow him when she orgasms.

jizzwold | 21

#5544352 - Thursday 20 June 2013 20:09

If it really was an accident then I don't see how causing him pain is warranted.

Torch15 | 9

#5544487 - Thursday 20 June 2013 22:37

And being elbowed in the balls hurts a lot more than an elbow to the face.

By KevinFlynn | 13

#5544213 - Thursday 20 June 2013 18:42

did he at least take care of your needs?

By MsFML_ | 16

#5544215 - Thursday 20 June 2013 18:42

He likes it rough.

Soninuva | 41

#5544291 - Thursday 20 June 2013 19:28

More like he thinks SHE likes it rough.

By golden_warrior | 23

#5544216 - Thursday 20 June 2013 18:43

Are you dating Metta World Peace?

golden_warrior | 23

#5544226 - Thursday 20 June 2013 18:48

Married to***

By dangousity | 21

#5544217 - Thursday 20 June 2013 18:43

Stop we can, stop we don't

By emeraldisle | 30

#5544218 - Thursday 20 June 2013 18:44

Maybe he's secretly into S&M.

By anythingmustbe | 18

#5544219 - Thursday 20 June 2013 18:44

Could this be the start of a new fetish for your husband to spice up your love life?

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